Boshonto Family

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1. Mom\'s Affair
There was this woman; she takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. Without her knowing, her 9-year-old son was hiding in the closet. Her husband comes home unexpectedly, so she hides the lover in the closet, where the little boy is also hiding.
The little boy says, \"Dark in here.\"
The man says, \"Yes it is.\"
Boy - \"I have a baseball.\"
Man - \"That\'s nice.\"
Boy - \"Want to buy it?\"
Man - \"No, thanks.\"
Boy - \"My dad\'s outside.\"
Man - \"OK, how much?\"
Boy - \"$250.\"
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom\'s lover end up in the closet together.
Boy - \"Dark in here.\"
Man - \"Yes, it is.\"
Boy - \"I have a baseball glove.\"
Man - remembering last time, asks, \"How much?\"
Boy - \"$750.\"
Man - \"Fine.\"
A few days later, the father says to the boy, \"Grab your ball and glove. Let\'s go outside and toss the baseball.\"
The boy says, \"I can\'t. I sold them.\"
The father asks, \"How much did you sell them for?\"
The son says \"$1,000.\"
The father says, \"That\'s terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I\'m going to take you to church and make you confess.\"
They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.
The boy says, \"Dark in here.\"
The priest says, \"Don\'t start that shit again!\"

2. German lady
A German lady was walking along the road�
11 guy walk towards to rape her�
the German lady starts screaming�
Nein, nein (help!)�
So two of the guys walked away from the women.

lolz.... second one a bit chilly hot!!

First one er bangla version ta onek agei deya ache insane.. sorry but you are a bit too late..second one ta umm.. no comments..

Tao valo 2 ta joke eksathe disilam... noile to pura Flop hoito...

porer ta typer joke forum a na deyai bhalo..newayz..1st one is interesting...moja paisi

2 more !!!

1.Fallen
An old priest got sick of everyone in his parish confessing adultery. During one Sunday\'s sermon he told them, \"If one more person confesses to adultery, I\'ll quit!\"
Since everyone liked him, they decided to use a code word: \"fallen\" From then on, anyone who had committed adultery said they had \"fallen.\" This satisfied the old priest and the parishioners, and everything was fine for years, until finally the old priest passed away at the ripe old age of 93.
Shortly after the new young priest settled in, he paid a call on the mayor. The priest was quite concerned. \"You have to do something about the sidewalks in this town, Mayor. You can\'t believe how many people come into the confessional talking about having fallen!\" The mayor started to laugh, realizing that no one had explained their code word to the new priest.
But before the mayor could explain, the priest shook his finger at the mayor and said, \"I don\'t know why you\'re laughing; your wife fell three times last week!\"

2. Rabbi In A Confession
A priest was called away for an emergency. Not wanting to leave the confessional unattended, he called his rabbi friend from across the street and asked him to cover for him. The rabbi told him he wouldn\'t know what to say, but the priest told him to come on over and he\'d stay with him for a little bit and show him what to do. The rabbi comes and he and the priest are in the confessional. In a few minutes a woman comes in and says \"Father forgive me for I have sinned.\" The priest asks \"What did you do?\". The woman says \"I committed adultery.\" Priest: \"How many times?\" Woman: \"Three times.\" Priest: \"Say two Hail Mary\'s, put $5 in the box and go and sin no more.\" A few minutes later a man enters the confessional. He says \"Father forgive me for I have sinned.\" Priest: \"What did you do?\" Man: \"I committed adultery.\" Priest:\"How many times?\" Man: \"Three times.\" Priest: \"Say two Hail Mary\'s put $5 in the box and go and sin no more.\" The rabbi tells the priest that he thinks he\'s got it so the priest leaves. A few minutes later another woman enters and says \"Father forgive me for I have sinned.\" Rabbi: \"What did you do?\" Woman: \"I committed adultery.\" Rabbi: \"How many times?\" Woman: \"Once.\" Rabbi: \"Go do it two more times. We have a special this week, three for $5.\"

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