02-12-2005, 03:28 AM
i mistakenly posted my joke into someone else\'s thread..apologize for that. i dont know if u guys have read it before...i got it in my mail
HUSBAND: - HI DEAR, I AM LOGGED IN.
WIFE: - HAVE YOU BROUGHT THE SAREE.
HUSBAND: - BAD COMMAND OR FILE NAME.
WIFE: - BUT I TOLD YOU ABOUT IT IN MORNING
HUSBAND: - ERRONEOUS SYNTAX, ABORT, RETRY, CANCEL.
WIFE: - FORGET IT! WHERE\'S YOUR SALARY?.
HUSBAND: - FILE IN USE, READ ONLY, TRY AFTER SOME TIME.
WIFE: - AT LEAST GIVE ME YOUR CREDIT CARD,I CAN DO SOME SHOPPING.
HUSBAND: - SHARING VIOLATION, ACCESS DENIED.
WIFE: - I MADE A MISTAKE IN MARRYING YOU.
HUSBAND: - DATA TYPE MISMATCH.
WIFE: - YOU ARE USELESS.
HUSBAND: - BY DEFAULT.
WIFE: - WHO WAS THERE WITH YOU IN THE CAR THIS MORNING.
HUSBAND: - SYSTEM UNSTABLE,PRESS> ,, TO REBOOT.
WIFE: - WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SOME SNACKS ?
HUSBAND: - HARD DISK FULL.
WIFE: - WHAT IS THE RELATION BETWEEN YOU & YOUR RECEPTIONIST.
HUSBAND: - THE ONLY USER WITH WRITE PERMISSION.
WIFE: - WHAT IS MY VALUE IN YOUR LIFE.
HUSBAND: - UNKNOWN VIRUS DETECTED.
WIFE: - DO YOU LOVE ME OR YOUR COMPUTER.
HUSBAND: - TOO MANY PARAMETERS.
WIFE: - I WILL GO TO MY DADS HOUSE.
HUSBAND: - PROGRAM PERFORMED ILLEGAL OPERATION,IT WILL CLOSE.
WIFE: - I WILL LEAVE YOU FOR EVER.
HUSBAND: - CLOSE ALL PROGRAMS & LOG OUT FOR ANOTHER USER.
WIFE: - IT IS WORTHLESS TALKING TO YOU
HUSBAND: - SHUT DOWN THE COMPUTER.
WIFE: - I AM GOING
HUSBAND: - ITS NOW SAFE TO TURN OFF YOUR COMPUTER
HUSBAND: - HI DEAR, I AM LOGGED IN.
WIFE: - HAVE YOU BROUGHT THE SAREE.
HUSBAND: - BAD COMMAND OR FILE NAME.
WIFE: - BUT I TOLD YOU ABOUT IT IN MORNING
HUSBAND: - ERRONEOUS SYNTAX, ABORT, RETRY, CANCEL.
WIFE: - FORGET IT! WHERE\'S YOUR SALARY?.
HUSBAND: - FILE IN USE, READ ONLY, TRY AFTER SOME TIME.
WIFE: - AT LEAST GIVE ME YOUR CREDIT CARD,I CAN DO SOME SHOPPING.
HUSBAND: - SHARING VIOLATION, ACCESS DENIED.
WIFE: - I MADE A MISTAKE IN MARRYING YOU.
HUSBAND: - DATA TYPE MISMATCH.
WIFE: - YOU ARE USELESS.
HUSBAND: - BY DEFAULT.
WIFE: - WHO WAS THERE WITH YOU IN THE CAR THIS MORNING.
HUSBAND: - SYSTEM UNSTABLE,PRESS> ,, TO REBOOT.
WIFE: - WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SOME SNACKS ?
HUSBAND: - HARD DISK FULL.
WIFE: - WHAT IS THE RELATION BETWEEN YOU & YOUR RECEPTIONIST.
HUSBAND: - THE ONLY USER WITH WRITE PERMISSION.
WIFE: - WHAT IS MY VALUE IN YOUR LIFE.
HUSBAND: - UNKNOWN VIRUS DETECTED.
WIFE: - DO YOU LOVE ME OR YOUR COMPUTER.
HUSBAND: - TOO MANY PARAMETERS.
WIFE: - I WILL GO TO MY DADS HOUSE.
HUSBAND: - PROGRAM PERFORMED ILLEGAL OPERATION,IT WILL CLOSE.
WIFE: - I WILL LEAVE YOU FOR EVER.
HUSBAND: - CLOSE ALL PROGRAMS & LOG OUT FOR ANOTHER USER.
WIFE: - IT IS WORTHLESS TALKING TO YOU
HUSBAND: - SHUT DOWN THE COMPUTER.
WIFE: - I AM GOING
HUSBAND: - ITS NOW SAFE TO TURN OFF YOUR COMPUTER