02-01-2005, 12:17 PM
A man was in New York\'s central park, when a dog went wild and attacked a young boy. The man was able to grab the dog by the neck, pulling it off the boy and choking it to death. A reporter for the New York Times comes to interview him, congratulating him on his act of heroism. He suggests the headline: \"New Yorker saves the life of a young boy!\"
But, the man told him; I\'m not from New York. Ok, then how about: \"American hero saves the day.\" But the man told him I\'m not American. Then, where are you from? Asked the reporter. I\'m from Bangladesh, the man answered.
The next day the headlines read: \"MUSLIM FUNDAMENTALIST STRANGLES DOG IN CENTRAL PARK. FBI INVESTIGATING POSSIBLE LINKS TO AL QAEDA”
But, the man told him; I\'m not from New York. Ok, then how about: \"American hero saves the day.\" But the man told him I\'m not American. Then, where are you from? Asked the reporter. I\'m from Bangladesh, the man answered.
The next day the headlines read: \"MUSLIM FUNDAMENTALIST STRANGLES DOG IN CENTRAL PARK. FBI INVESTIGATING POSSIBLE LINKS TO AL QAEDA”