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One night a guy took his girlfriend home.
As they were about to bid each other goodnight at the
front door, the guy started feeling a little in the
mood.
With an air of confidence, he leaned with his hand
against the wall and smiling, he said to her \"Honey,
would you give me a kiss?\"

Horrified, she replied, \"Are you mad? My parents will
see us!\"

\"Oh come on! Who\'s gonna see us at this hour?\" He
asked grinning at her.

\"No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?\"

\"Oh come on! There\'s nobody around, they\'re all
sleeping!\".

\"No way. It\'s just too risky!\" \"Oh please, please, I
love you so much?!?\" .

\"No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can\'t!\"

\"Oh yes you can. Please?\" .....................

\"No, no. I just can\'t\"

\"I\'m begging you ... \"

Out of the blue, the light on the stairs went on, and
the girl\'s older sister showed up in her pajamas, hair
disheveled, and in a sleepy voice she said, \"Dad says
to go ahead and give him a kiss, or I can do it. Or if
need be, mom says she can come down herself and do it,
but for God\'s sake and all of ours.. ..

TELL HIM TO TAKE HIS HAND OFF THE CALLING BELL !
Theres a mastercard advertisement thats the exact version of this one.. except a few minor details.. in that the guys asked for something a bit more lurid.. and he had his hands on the intercom.. the calling bell would be bothering them too but theres little chance of them knowing what the guy was asking for but with an intercom they can hear every word.. but good joke none the less..
Very nice... httm
Post some more if you have stock.
lol....hattima_tim_tim....nice one...looking forward to see more
aaaaaa haaa haaaaaaa haaaa Big Grin
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