01-27-2005, 01:08 AM
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it\'s
a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished
but amazingly neither of them are hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says,
\"So you\'re a man. That\'s interesting. I\'m a woman.
Wow, just look at our cars! There\'s nothing left, but
we\'re unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we
should meet and be friends and live together in peace
for the rest of our days\".
Flattered, the man replies, \"Oh yes, I agree with you
completely, this must be a sign from God!\"
The woman continues, \"And look at this, here\'s another
miracle. My car is completely demolished but this
bottle of wine didn\'t break. Surely God wants us to
drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.\" Then
she hands the bottle to the man.
The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and
drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the
woman. The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts
the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, \"Aren\'t you having any?\"
The woman replies, \"No. I think I\'ll just wait for the
police.... \"
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Women are clever, Don\'t mess with them
a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished
but amazingly neither of them are hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says,
\"So you\'re a man. That\'s interesting. I\'m a woman.
Wow, just look at our cars! There\'s nothing left, but
we\'re unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we
should meet and be friends and live together in peace
for the rest of our days\".
Flattered, the man replies, \"Oh yes, I agree with you
completely, this must be a sign from God!\"
The woman continues, \"And look at this, here\'s another
miracle. My car is completely demolished but this
bottle of wine didn\'t break. Surely God wants us to
drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.\" Then
she hands the bottle to the man.
The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and
drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the
woman. The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts
the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, \"Aren\'t you having any?\"
The woman replies, \"No. I think I\'ll just wait for the
police.... \"
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Women are clever, Don\'t mess with them
