Boshonto Family

Dear All,



Why do I fail exams?



It\'s not my fault that I fail,

Because the year only has 365 days.



Typical academic year for a student.



1. Sundays - 52 Sundays in a year, which are rest days. B-a-lance 313 days.



2. Summer holidays - 50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study. B-a-lance 263 days.



3. 8 hours daily sleep - Means 122 days. B-a-lance 141 days.



4. 1 hour for daily playing (good for health) - Means 15 days. B-a-lance 126 days.



5. Two hours daily for food & other delicacies (chew properly & eat) - Means 30 days. B-a-lance 96 days.



6. 1 hour for talking -Means 15 days . B-a-lance 81 days.



7. Exam days per year at least 35 days. B-a-lance 46 days.



8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival holidays - 40 days. B-a-lance 6 days.



9. Forsickness at least 3 days. B-a-lance 3 days.



10. Movies and functions at least 2 days. B-a-lance 1 day.



**** That 1 day is my birthday. ****



Tell me, how can I ever pass??

uummm...
its okieee....
but ei ta ammare kemne bujhai bolte paren...

nd...
traffic...chola fera...
dine 2-3 hr to raastaiii e jam a atkai thaki ...
oita koi gelo????
amar to aro jhamela ase...
like ami daily 3-4 hrs boi pori (golper boi)
gaan shuni...ta aro 3-4 ghonta...
thn addafy ase, paper pora ase, ammar shathe jhogra kora ase, bhabir shathe addafy ase...
ummm r o bohut kisu...
amar taile ek bosore kibhabe chole...
i m confused

naheen ekta kaj koro tahole.......
rater GHUM ta komai dao. Thats what i have done. I sleep at best 3 hours per day. Thats saving at least 730 Hours per day..meaning gainin a month in one calendar year. So i actually have 13 months to work on and finish my tasks. Works pretty well you know.
Ofcourse there are also people like LUTFUL BhAI.....jar kase PORA SHUNAR and WORK er jonno ototai dam ase joto ta ase RAB er shontrashider jonno - dekhlai ba er kotha shunali CROSSFIRE korte chai....
So this dude actually spends 12 out of 24 hours of his day SLEEPING...2 hours EATING....again 4 hours taking rest from all the sleeping....2 hours in the BATHROOM.....2 hours in NSU...and 2 hours in BOSHONTO........chele tar bole DIN i kate nah.....
AFSOS...lutful bhai ke dekhe IRSHA hoi.

730 hours per YEAR.
SORRY.

oshombhob...no....never......impossible..........na na... impossibility...noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.....
ami ghum komabo na...ami marai jabo....sure.......ghum amar janer jaan...poraner adhkhan......ghum komaile ami sesh....ei ghumer jonno ami tv sarsi....eid sara tv dekhi na....tar poro ghum komano impossible....nd ami to matro 6 hrs ghumai......i wanna sleeppppppppppppppppppp.........

by the by...3 hr ghumaile matha ghure na....jei din kajer jonno 2-3 hr ghumai...amar pura taaaal obostha thake....pura tolte thaki ami....jei raite classer keu e ghumai nai....sara raat kaj kore...ami tar moddheo chame 1 hr ghumai nei....na re bhai....3 hr a amar poshaibo na...
apni thaken kemne??????

hmmm
asole samay bair korte chaile bair kora jae
amrai samayta bair kori na
kintu jodi chesta kortam obossoi bair hoito