11-27-2004, 06:00 AM
I wrote this one few months ago..posted this before in AG..Today I was goin through my old stuff..thought of sharin it here too..hopin u guys will like it..
Thanks.
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Buy Me.
Hi, my name is Rupok.
For what you look for is all in me.
A good partner, a loving spouse, a devoted father,
Three in one, yeah, that’s me-
The perfect specimen to your perfect life,
For you see, my eyes are programmed for you.
One button you press and I shall do it all,
All the works, bringing the newspaper,
Taking the children out, tidying the beds,
You ain’t need to fear my temper,
For I have none of it but mechanical limbs
For I am ‘Made in Japan’ – the ultimate quality,
So that I shall not err and fulfill your desire as the perfect man.
Hi, my name is Rupok.
I am recyclable and very reasonably priced,
My parts can be reused time and time again,
Free delivery by mail order in a box,
If you don’t like it, you can send me back.
Be sure that I’ll never break your heart,
But you can break mine any time you like,
Just one smash with a hockey stick,
And there it is- shattered to pieces just for you.
When your mood uplifts and you want me back
Just contact the repairman and soon, I’ll be intact.
Hi, my name is Rupok.
My kind is very popular,
For I am the best man you can find.
Anyway, anywhere, anytime,
Simply one click with your credit card
And I am at your disposal.
Hi, my name is Rupok.
What? You say that I’m pathetic?
You say that my life must be kinda sad.
But it is because for you that I exist,
Is your life not sad too?
Thanks.
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Buy Me.
Hi, my name is Rupok.
For what you look for is all in me.
A good partner, a loving spouse, a devoted father,
Three in one, yeah, that’s me-
The perfect specimen to your perfect life,
For you see, my eyes are programmed for you.
One button you press and I shall do it all,
All the works, bringing the newspaper,
Taking the children out, tidying the beds,
You ain’t need to fear my temper,
For I have none of it but mechanical limbs
For I am ‘Made in Japan’ – the ultimate quality,
So that I shall not err and fulfill your desire as the perfect man.
Hi, my name is Rupok.
I am recyclable and very reasonably priced,
My parts can be reused time and time again,
Free delivery by mail order in a box,
If you don’t like it, you can send me back.
Be sure that I’ll never break your heart,
But you can break mine any time you like,
Just one smash with a hockey stick,
And there it is- shattered to pieces just for you.
When your mood uplifts and you want me back
Just contact the repairman and soon, I’ll be intact.
Hi, my name is Rupok.
My kind is very popular,
For I am the best man you can find.
Anyway, anywhere, anytime,
Simply one click with your credit card
And I am at your disposal.
Hi, my name is Rupok.
What? You say that I’m pathetic?
You say that my life must be kinda sad.
But it is because for you that I exist,
Is your life not sad too?