11-18-2004, 09:34 PM
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:
Officer: May I see your driver\'s license?
Driver: I don\'t have one. It was revoked when I got my 5th DWI.
Officer: May I see the registration for this vehicle?
Driver: It\'s not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That\'s right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the registration in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There\'s a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That\'s where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
Officer: There\'s a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.
Hearing this, the officer immediately called his Captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the Captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:
Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is. It was valid.
Captain: Whose car is this?
Driver: It\'s mine, officer. Here\'s the registration. The driver owned the car.
Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there\'s a gun in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there\'s no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there\'s a body in it.
Driver: No problem. Trunk is opened; no body.
Captain: I don\'t understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn\'t have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.
Driver: Yeah, I\'ll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding, too!
Officer: May I see your driver\'s license?
Driver: I don\'t have one. It was revoked when I got my 5th DWI.
Officer: May I see the registration for this vehicle?
Driver: It\'s not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That\'s right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the registration in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There\'s a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That\'s where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
Officer: There\'s a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.
Hearing this, the officer immediately called his Captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the Captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:
Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is. It was valid.
Captain: Whose car is this?
Driver: It\'s mine, officer. Here\'s the registration. The driver owned the car.
Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there\'s a gun in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there\'s no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there\'s a body in it.
Driver: No problem. Trunk is opened; no body.
Captain: I don\'t understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn\'t have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.
Driver: Yeah, I\'ll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding, too!