Boshonto Family

and what the man should have answered

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man : Great , i'll just close my eyes and start counting from 0 again

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man : I remember I saw you shopping.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man : thanks, I need both the seats to relax

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man : after divorce ?

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man : so u r a 50-50 ?

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man : sorry, didnt know u were a virgin

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: I meant for breakfast

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: neither there is any donation

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man : If only you were already there

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man : So, let me streap first

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
Man: I didnt know you were so interested to reach that part

..........lolzzzz...............

**** ~To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. ***~

hehehehe....
nice 2nd answer
but still..ppsshhh