06-29-2007, 09:54 PM
Blondes in College
A group of blondes in a class at a local University were given the assignment to measure the height of a flagpole. So they went out to the flagpole with ladders and tape measures, and they re falling off the ladders, dropping the tape measures - the whole thing was just a mess.
An engineering student comes along, sees what they’re trying to do, walks over, pulls the flagpole out of the ground, lays it flat, measures it from end to end, and then gave measurement to one of the blondes and walked away.
After the engineer had gone, one blonde turned to another and laughed. "Isn’t that just like a dumb engineer? We’re looking for the height, and he gives us the length!"
Blonde Sheep Counter
Once there was a blonde driving home from work when she saw a sheep farm. She stops and asks the farmer if she can have a sheep. The farmer says "If you can count all my sheep I?ll let you have any one you want."
The blonde looks around her for a moment and says, "You have 356 sheep."
The farmer exclaims, "Wow – you re exactly right. I guess blondes really aren?t dumb. Now go pick yourself out a sheep."
The blonde makes her choice, picks it up, comes back to the farmer to thank him.
"Oh no," he says, "you can’t have that one."
"Why not?" asks the blonde, "you said I could have any sheep I wanted."
And the farmer replies, "Ma’am, that’s my dog."
Blonde job interview
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer wants to ask her a few questions.... Officer: What’s 2+2?
Blonde: Ummmmm... 4!
Officer: What’s the square root of 100?
Blonde: Ummmm... 10!
Officer: Good! Now, who killed Abraham Lincoln?
Blonde: Ummmm... I dunno.
Officer: Well, you can go home and think about it. Come back tomorrow.
The blonde goes home and calls up one of her friends, who ask her if she got the job. The blonde says, excitedly, "Not only did I get the job, I m already working on a murder case!"
A group of blondes in a class at a local University were given the assignment to measure the height of a flagpole. So they went out to the flagpole with ladders and tape measures, and they re falling off the ladders, dropping the tape measures - the whole thing was just a mess.
An engineering student comes along, sees what they’re trying to do, walks over, pulls the flagpole out of the ground, lays it flat, measures it from end to end, and then gave measurement to one of the blondes and walked away.
After the engineer had gone, one blonde turned to another and laughed. "Isn’t that just like a dumb engineer? We’re looking for the height, and he gives us the length!"
Blonde Sheep Counter
Once there was a blonde driving home from work when she saw a sheep farm. She stops and asks the farmer if she can have a sheep. The farmer says "If you can count all my sheep I?ll let you have any one you want."
The blonde looks around her for a moment and says, "You have 356 sheep."
The farmer exclaims, "Wow – you re exactly right. I guess blondes really aren?t dumb. Now go pick yourself out a sheep."
The blonde makes her choice, picks it up, comes back to the farmer to thank him.
"Oh no," he says, "you can’t have that one."
"Why not?" asks the blonde, "you said I could have any sheep I wanted."
And the farmer replies, "Ma’am, that’s my dog."
Blonde job interview
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer wants to ask her a few questions.... Officer: What’s 2+2?
Blonde: Ummmmm... 4!
Officer: What’s the square root of 100?
Blonde: Ummmm... 10!
Officer: Good! Now, who killed Abraham Lincoln?
Blonde: Ummmm... I dunno.
Officer: Well, you can go home and think about it. Come back tomorrow.
The blonde goes home and calls up one of her friends, who ask her if she got the job. The blonde says, excitedly, "Not only did I get the job, I m already working on a murder case!"
Now fill da gapz --->>>
BLONDEZ ARE ........................
