06-28-2007, 11:43 AM
Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen. This is your captain KUDDUS
(Boniface) Welcoming both seated and standing passengers on board of BIMAN BANGLADESH AIRLINES. We apologize for the four-day delay in taking off, it was due to bad weather and some overtime I had to put in at the bakery.
This is flight 717 to DHAKA. Landing there is not guaranteed, but we
will end up somewhere in BANGLADESH. And, if luck is in our favour, we may even be landing on your village!
It is with pleasure; I announce that, starting this year, over 30% of
our passengers have reached their destination.
BIMAN BANGLADESH has an excellent safety-record. In fact, our safety standards are so high, that even terrorists are afraid to fly with us!
If our engines are too noisy for you, on passenger request, we can
arrange to turn them off!
To make your free fall to earth pleasant and memorable, we serve
complimentary TARI and FANCY.
For our not-so-religious passengers, we are the only airline who can
help you find out if there really is a God!
We regret to inform you, that today's in-flight movie will not be
shown as we forgot to record it from the television. However, for our
movie buffs, we will be flying right next to Emirates Airline, where their
movie will be visible from the right side of the cabin window.
There is no smoking allowed in this airplane. Any smoke you see in the cabin is only the early warning system on the engines telling us to
slow down!
In order to catch important landmarks, we try to fly as close as
possible for the best view. If however, we go a little too close, do let
us know. Our enthusiastic co-pilot sometimes flies right through the landmark!
Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright position for take-off
and fasten your seat-belt. For those of you who can't find a seat-belt, kindly fasten your own belt to the arm of your seat. And, for those of you who can't find a seat, do not hesitate to get in touch with a stewardess who will explain how to fasten yourself to your suitcase."
ENJOY BIMAN BANGLADESH AIRLINES !!!!!!!!!!!! !!
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(Boniface) Welcoming both seated and standing passengers on board of BIMAN BANGLADESH AIRLINES. We apologize for the four-day delay in taking off, it was due to bad weather and some overtime I had to put in at the bakery.
This is flight 717 to DHAKA. Landing there is not guaranteed, but we
will end up somewhere in BANGLADESH. And, if luck is in our favour, we may even be landing on your village!
It is with pleasure; I announce that, starting this year, over 30% of
our passengers have reached their destination.
BIMAN BANGLADESH has an excellent safety-record. In fact, our safety standards are so high, that even terrorists are afraid to fly with us!
If our engines are too noisy for you, on passenger request, we can
arrange to turn them off!
To make your free fall to earth pleasant and memorable, we serve
complimentary TARI and FANCY.
For our not-so-religious passengers, we are the only airline who can
help you find out if there really is a God!
We regret to inform you, that today's in-flight movie will not be
shown as we forgot to record it from the television. However, for our
movie buffs, we will be flying right next to Emirates Airline, where their
movie will be visible from the right side of the cabin window.
There is no smoking allowed in this airplane. Any smoke you see in the cabin is only the early warning system on the engines telling us to
slow down!
In order to catch important landmarks, we try to fly as close as
possible for the best view. If however, we go a little too close, do let
us know. Our enthusiastic co-pilot sometimes flies right through the landmark!
Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright position for take-off
and fasten your seat-belt. For those of you who can't find a seat-belt, kindly fasten your own belt to the arm of your seat. And, for those of you who can't find a seat, do not hesitate to get in touch with a stewardess who will explain how to fasten yourself to your suitcase."
ENJOY BIMAN BANGLADESH AIRLINES !!!!!!!!!!!! !!
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