06-04-2007, 03:15 PM
A Bengali guy came from a remote area to LONDON and got crash wiv a Blond Londoni LadY ….. So he decided to write a Love letter to her -------
HE WROTE :
Most worthy of your estimation
after a long consideration
and much mediation.
I have a strong indication
to become your relation.
As to my educational qualification,
it is no exaggeration or fabrication
that I have passed my matriculation examination;
no doubt without any hesitation and very little preparation.
What do you say to the solemnisation
of our marriage celebration
according to the glorification of modern civilisation
and with a view to the expansion
of the population of present generation.
On your approbation of the application,
I shall make preparation to improve my situation,
and if such obligation is worthy of consideration
it will be our argumentation
of the joy and exaltation of our joint dissimilation.
Thanking you in anticipation and with devotion,
from this poor old nation
To remain victim of your fascination.
Only and only yours
Globalisation
then the Blond Londoni replied :
Dear Mr. Victim of my fascination,
Congratulation for your lengthy narration
of course full of affection aimed at an affiliation
for a combination which on examination
I find is a fine presentation of your solid ambition.
You have passed your matriculation with little preparation,
what about a graduation after a long botheration,
so improve your situation in education
and make an application by acquisition
of post graduation and minimum qualification
for the convocation
but before taking your photo for circulation
undergo beautification.
Further strict observation of the following conditions is the
regulation for the determination of our relation.
1. Consultation of my parents before approaching for my connection, and
2. Communication of your confirmation that you are not a victim of any other fascination.
In anticipation of a solid action instead of continuation of
only paper conversation.
I Remain,
Unaffected by your affection.
Yours truly,
Hallucination
HE WROTE :
Most worthy of your estimation
after a long consideration
and much mediation.
I have a strong indication
to become your relation.
As to my educational qualification,
it is no exaggeration or fabrication
that I have passed my matriculation examination;
no doubt without any hesitation and very little preparation.
What do you say to the solemnisation
of our marriage celebration
according to the glorification of modern civilisation
and with a view to the expansion
of the population of present generation.
On your approbation of the application,
I shall make preparation to improve my situation,
and if such obligation is worthy of consideration
it will be our argumentation
of the joy and exaltation of our joint dissimilation.
Thanking you in anticipation and with devotion,
from this poor old nation
To remain victim of your fascination.
Only and only yours
Globalisation
then the Blond Londoni replied :
Dear Mr. Victim of my fascination,
Congratulation for your lengthy narration
of course full of affection aimed at an affiliation
for a combination which on examination
I find is a fine presentation of your solid ambition.
You have passed your matriculation with little preparation,
what about a graduation after a long botheration,
so improve your situation in education
and make an application by acquisition
of post graduation and minimum qualification
for the convocation
but before taking your photo for circulation
undergo beautification.
Further strict observation of the following conditions is the
regulation for the determination of our relation.
1. Consultation of my parents before approaching for my connection, and
2. Communication of your confirmation that you are not a victim of any other fascination.
In anticipation of a solid action instead of continuation of
only paper conversation.
I Remain,
Unaffected by your affection.
Yours truly,
Hallucination
