11-06-2004, 12:49 AM
Lessons in Logic
If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it\'s your stupidity.
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I was born intelligent -
education ruined me.
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Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody\'s perfect......
so why practice?
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If it\'s true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
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How come \"abbreviated\" is such a long word?
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One should love animals.
They are so tasty.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.
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The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.
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\"Your future depends on your dreams\"
So go to sleep
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There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning
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\"Hard work never killed anybody\"
But why take the risk
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The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.
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A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........
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