Boshonto Family

A father passing by his teenage daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the
bed was nicely made and everything was neat and tidy. Then he saw an
envelope propped up prominently on the centre of the pillow. It was
addressed "Dad". With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read
the letter with trembling hands:-



Dear Dad,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you, but I'm leaving
home. I had to elope with my new boyfriend Randy because I wanted to avoid a
scene with Mom and you. I've been finding real passion with Randy and he is
so nice to me. I know when you meet him you'll like him too - even with all
his piercing, tattoos, and motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion
Dad, I'm pregnant and Randy said that he wants me to have the kid and that
we can be very happy together. Even though Randy is much older than me
(anyway, 42 isn't so old these days is it?), and has no money, really these
things shouldn't stand in the way of our relationship, don't you agree?

Randy has a great CD collection; he already owns a trailer in the woods and
has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. It's true he has other
girlfriends as well but I know he'll be faithful to me in his own way. He
wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams
too.

Randy taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and he'll be
growing it for us and we'll trade it with our friends for all the cocaine
and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a
cure for AIDS so Randy can get better; he sure deserves it!!

Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself.
Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your
grandchildren.

Your loving daughter,
Rosie.

At the bottom of the page were the letters "PTO". Hands still
trembling, her father turned the sheet, and read:

PS: Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbour's house.
I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my
report card that's in my desk centre drawer. Please sign it and call
when it is safe for me to come home. I love you!

good one miftah

Ageo porechi. but jotobar e pori mojai lage. I was meyetar moton amaro emon buddhi thakto.

r ekta pailam .......

> The Husband store
>
>
> A store that sells husbands has just opened in New
> York City, where a woman
> may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions
> at the entrance is a
> description of how the store operates. You may visit
> the store ONLY ONCE!
>
> There are six floors and the attributes of the men
> increase as the shopper
> ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. ...
> You may choose any man
> from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up
> a floor, but you cannot
> go back down except to exit the building!
>
> So,a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a
> husband. .
>
>
> On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
>
> Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.
>
> The second floor sign reads:
>
> Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and
> love kids.
>
> The third floor sign reads:
>
> Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love
> kids, and are extremely
> good looking.
>
> "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep
> going.
>
> She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
>
> Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love
> kids, and are drop-dead
> good looking and help with the housework.
>
> "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand
> it!" Still, she goes to
> the fifth floor and sign reads:
>
> Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love
> kids, are drop-dead
> gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong
> romantic streak.
>
> She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth
> floor and the sign
> reads:
>
> Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor.
> There are no men on this
> floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women
> are impossible to
> please.
>
> Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch
> your step as you exit the
> building, and have a nice day!

hahahaha
hihihihiu

miftah vai josh. haahhaaa!!!!!!!!!