Boshonto Family

Infosys, Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as follows:



"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave."

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· This is from Oracle Bangalore: >From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:



"as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.."




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· Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:
"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."




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· From H.A.L. Administration Dept:
"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."




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· Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"




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· An incident of a leave letter:
"I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday."




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· A leave letter to the headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"




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· Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."




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· Covering note:
"I am enclosed herewith..."




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· Another one:
"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."




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· Actual letter written for application of leave:
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".




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· Letter writing:-
"I am well here and hope you are also in the same well."

those are really good. number 1, 4, 5, 11 are awesome.

An actual email sent to me by a client:

Deer Rahman,
We decided to not accept to receive the all document through bank that was negociated. How to be allowed the bank to accept the document? confirm the L/C clause 6A : No 7C. That is the reason we do not tek the document.
Goodbuy,
Gabrial C.

Ha ha ha. that was really funny.