06-27-2006, 05:52 PM
Just got it from forwarded mail....
Teacher: In 1887 Dr Heinrich Herts discovered radio waves.
Edmund: How did he know they were waving?
Teacher: Huh?
Edmund: The way you described the motion looks more like they were
swimming, maybe they should be called radio swims...Maybe they
were walking or running or giving him the finger.
Flux
Teacher: Today we are going to study flux, luminous flux, magnetic flux and
radiant flux.
Edmund: This is going to be one fluxed up day.
Switch
Teacher: Switch is an electrical device that makes or breaks a complete
path for the current.
Edmund: Oh no! Switch is a wooden device my mother breaks from a pear tree
that makes a complete path from her hand to my behind and
yes, it is electric!!!
Momentum
Teacher: Momentum is linear motion.
Edmund: That means memento, oops, I mean momento is a toe in linear
motion, just a toe at a time, not the entire foot, that would
be momentfoot and that is just not a word (pause) Wait!! yes
it is, I just invented it, I am a scientist!!!
Teacher: In 1887 Dr Heinrich Herts discovered radio waves.
Edmund: How did he know they were waving?
Teacher: Huh?
Edmund: The way you described the motion looks more like they were
swimming, maybe they should be called radio swims...Maybe they
were walking or running or giving him the finger.
Flux
Teacher: Today we are going to study flux, luminous flux, magnetic flux and
radiant flux.
Edmund: This is going to be one fluxed up day.
Switch
Teacher: Switch is an electrical device that makes or breaks a complete
path for the current.
Edmund: Oh no! Switch is a wooden device my mother breaks from a pear tree
that makes a complete path from her hand to my behind and
yes, it is electric!!!
Momentum
Teacher: Momentum is linear motion.
Edmund: That means memento, oops, I mean momento is a toe in linear
motion, just a toe at a time, not the entire foot, that would
be momentfoot and that is just not a word (pause) Wait!! yes
it is, I just invented it, I am a scientist!!!