Boshonto Family

Some Important LAWS
Which Newton Forgot to State....


LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have
left will start to move faster than the one you are in
now.

LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you
never get an engaged one.

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become
coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll
to the least accessible corner.

LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late
for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning
you will have a flat tire.

BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the
telephone rings.

LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone
you know increases when you are with someone you dont
want to be seen with.

LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone
that a machine wont work, it will!

LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is
inversely proportional to the reach.

THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest
from the aisle arrive last.

LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of
hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something
which will last until the coffee is cold.

Cheers....

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become
coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll
to the least accessible corner.

ei duita goto kisu din dhore hare hare ter pacchi...
jokhon aica lagai dhore asi tokhon hoi nak chulkabe or phn bajbe or nething..maa dakbe....

LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have
left will start to move faster than the one you are in
now.

this one is so true!!!!!