..na Cius ke etto etto onurudh korar poreo sesh kore ni...tobe er 2nd part ache...seti niye pore aschi...
now Lutful bhai er famous ekta joke...
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Boroder Golpo
ekta lok seka kheye redlight area te gese mon bhalo korte ... ta beta oikhane giye ek agent k bollo... " bhai amake meye sara onno kisu den... meye manush khub kharap ... nishthurrrr ..... bewafaa , ,,,, onno kisu thakle den bhai poisa niye chinta koiren na ..... "
to oi beta ore niye ekta goli diye giye ... ekta room er shamne eshe daralo .. bollo ... " ei ghor-e ekta MURGI ase.. chinese MURGI ... or shathe physical relation korte paren... besh HOT murgi ... Smile .... "
lok ta khushi hoye room e dhuke dekhe shotty shotty ekta nil ronger murgi daray ase... oi beta kapor chopor khule .... murgi -r pise pise dourano shuru korlo .... murgi laf diya palay ar betao pise pise douray .... murgi joto lafay beta toto hot hoy...
2 hrs .. eirokom korer pore.. beta kapor chopor pore.. bair-e gelo.. beta khub khushi.. atleast time pass to holo.. meye chara.... Smile
porer din oi beta abar ashche... " o bhai kalke to ekta murgi disilen.. bhaloi chilo beparta.. ajke aro interesting kisu nai ?? "
beta bole.... has ase.. but meye related...
lokta bole interesting holei cholbe......
oi beta abaro niye gelo arek room-er moddhe... eibar room ta besh ondhokar... alo shojjo hoye ashar pore beta dekhlo j besh koikjon lok oi room tate daraye... wall-er futa diye pasher room-e ki jani dekhtese.....
loktake emon ekta futar shamne dar koray diye oi agent chole gelo... lokta futa diye takay dekhe.. ekta meye pura naked hoye ekek rokom kore pose dichche... exercise er moto onekta... beparta dekhe loktar besh moza laglo..... hashte hashte pasher loktar pithe hat diye bollo.. " are bhai besh mozar bepar to..."
pasher lokta mukh kalo kore bollo : " nah bhai... e r ki moza... apnar kalke asha uchit chilo.. ek beta murgi niya ja korlo.. dekhar moto .... "
- Lutful
Thats how life goes !!
- Elindada
I was walking towards the gate,
A girl made my eyes gape.
For a minute I stared at her,
But then my watch struck,
I made a fuss,
But hey!! I was late for my bus.
The next day I went to her and had talk,
She agreed to be my friend,
Which gave me a knock.
Then I went thinking of her, for whom my life meant.
The next day I went to her and had a talk
She agreed to be my love,
Which gave me another knock,
And I jumped with joy above.
But the next day while I was walking by the street
I saw a girl who made my heart beat!!
But hey!! What about the other girl,
The one who agreed to be my love,
The one for whom I jumped with joy above,
The one who gave me a knock,
The one for whom I got a shock.
Who cares!!! Forget her,
This one is much better!
And that’s how life goes on, right???
I mean, I could always take another bite!
- Elin
Sundarban a amra kojon.... day2
- Cius
kothau gelei amer thik moto ghum hoi na. sebar o tai hoye silo. vor hote na hotei gelo ghum vengge. cabin er choto janala diye baire takiye dekhi ektu hoi choi, kisu manus amader ship ta te uthte se. bujlam amra akhon o khulna tei asi, foreigner gula ke deklam ship ta ghure ghure dekte se.
ami jei cabin ta te silam seta te silo double bed... upor er bed a silam ami r niche ta te silo sallu (salehin vai). ager din e sallu ke raji koriye silam jeno room er moddhe smoking na kore.ami r sallu silam bolte gele rajar hale. uncle ( rossee abba) ager din rat ei dui cartun coke (liter) pathai diye silo oi gulo silo amader room a , r silo gada gada biskit.
jai hok cabin theke ber hoye ekbar gure aslam pura ship ta tokhon o amader sobai gumaite silo. kebol miller vai sara. sokal belai miller vai dekhi ship er ek konai giye somane cell e kotha bolle jacche. miller vai r kasef vai silo amder paser cabin ta te. r onno paser cabin ta te silo rumi vai r bobby vai. kisu khon gurei ami chole aslam aber amer room e.
bag theke ber korlam songib er rommo rochona somoggo. sundorban a ase porbo bole tinta part e niye ecchilam dhaka theke. kisu khon porei ship ta sere dilo. ami to dube gesilam golper boi er moddhe , hotat dorojai kock korlo ke jeno. uthe dekhi miller vai unar cell er charge ses hoye gese. amer set ta nite achilo. onek khon cesta korlam sallu re ghum theke uttanor. ektu por ei dining room e giye cha nilam. cha niye chole aslam ship er ekbeara samner dike.
char pase pani r pani. eiti moddhe loka loi theke amra chole ecchi onek dure. ek somoy upor er control room e aslam. o khan thekei jante parlam amra akhon o rupsa noti tei asi. gotokal rossee der basar pichoner oi nodi tai aita.....9:30 dike daka daki kore khabar room a niye asa holo sobaike. first din ei sokal er nasta diya hoise.. bread , Jam, jelly, r dim pose....khabar diyer style dekhi bujlam beta ra bujte pare nai amra ki jinis. with in 5 mins ja disilo sob gayeb hoye gelo amra ek ek jon 2-3 ta kore dim pose nisi plate e. r gada khanek bread. r jelly parle pura tai niye nei sobai, beta ra to obak. aita ki hoilo, tau aber amader onek ei ekhono ase nai, gumai te se. keu ekjon giye tara tari oi gula ke khobor dilo jara gumai te silo, khabar ses hoye jacche ora aste na astei r ekbar khabar diye gelo. amra abar o 2-3 ta dim pose r gada khanek bread uthai ya nilam. 15 mins er moddhe ora buje gelo amra hocchi moha khadok er dol. tar por ora somane supply dite laglo. jodi o oi di sokal e oder obostha kharap hoye gesilo. khauya dauya ses korei amra sobai mile chole gelam chad e.
akhon kar chitto sompur no onno rokom .. pani te onek dheu, jiggas kore jante parlam aitai Posur nodi, samne ekta bak dekha jacchilo. chotto ekta dip er moto.jaigatar nam chandpai point. oi point porjontoi mobile er network ase. akhon theke next kisu din amra r jogajog korte parbo na karo sathe.
goto kal rat e sune silam anti ( rossee amma ) asbe. sokal bela deklam rosseer sis r or ek cousin ecche antir sathe.
Sujjo ta jokhon mathar upor uthe aste suru korlo toto khone amra sobai chader upor e adda te bose gesi. diskman e gan suntesilam ami r baki ra bose gese card khelte. sallu aber gese gumate, tokhon dekhi foreigner gulo upor e uthe aslo. kotha bole janta parlam. main je pal er goda unisef er kono kisur homra chomra, origin USA, sathe or wife and sala ora aber Perur lok.thik moto english e buje na, banglali ase 3 jon oder sathe 2 jon doctor, r ek jon oi forigner der guide.
Somoy joto jacche amra sobai totoo mugdho hoye char pas dekte si. eiri moddhe amra je bon er moddhe duksi ta bujha jacche. char pase golpatar bon. bon r bon r pani.
chad er ek konai dekhi 3 card er asor bose gese. ek somoy dupur er khabar er dak porlo, aibar onek item and sob kisui onek besi besi kore diya. khabar e amra eibar shot porate parbo na, sokal bela amra oder obak kore sialm akhon ulta amrai holam, tar por eu amra amon khauya khelam je keu r norte pari na, tobuo khabar ses e hoi na.
ek somoy dekhi ek room adda bocche, kasef vai r millir vai er room tar paser room, oi cabin a silo newaz, alvin , farhan vai and db. onno r ekta cabin a silo raihan r muktadir, muktadir amader moddhe r ek jon non- nsu er, o porto iba te. raihan , newaz er freind. ek somoy dekhi soman e cricket khela hocche.ai sei cricket na cards diye cricket. ami o khelte chailam, miller vai bollo 3 card khela age jante hobe. sobai re dhora dhori kore... ses porjonto 3 card khela sikhlam muktadir er kas theke.
ek somoy bikal hoye aslo. aber dak porlo nasta khabar jonno. sobai jeye cha biskit kheye aslam. sondhar dike theme gelo amader ship ta. aj rat e ai khani takbe. nodir maje noggor fele. upor e uthe dekhi sobai mile aber cards khelte se, sathe anti o ase. khela hocche Harts. ship er ek jon ase janiye dilo rat 8-9 ta porjonto light takbe tar por ei bondo kore diya hobe genaretor. aber ek somoy dak porlo rat er khabar er. jeye dekhi ager motoi onek aiyojon. khauya dauya ses kore amra jara cards kheli na tara boslam monopoly khelte. miller vai r raihan ora bocche daba niye. evabei kokhon je moddho rat par hoye gelo amra bujtei parlam na. amra sobai tokhon o chade.
3 cards kheltesilo ami , sallu r koi ek jon sara baki sobai. chad er upor goto kal rat er motoi soman a lafa lafi hocchilo. hotat pri tin tar dike dikhei paler goda american ta dourate dourate upor e othe acche. asei soabi ke uddessho kore bollo ..... "don't u guys have any consideration." sune to amader polapan gelo khepe...sathe sathe suinai dilo kisu kotha. oi beta neme jetei sobai kemon jeno chup hoye gelo, onek ei chole gelo niche gumanor jonno.
chade bose silam amra , ami, sallu , r o koyek jon... akhon amra ek nijon nodir upor, char pase sudhu odhokar r ondhokar. upor a khola akas. sei akas e lokkho lokho koti koti tara. kisu khon takiye takle nijeke khub khudro mone hoi........
- - Cius
posted by farha...
love you bd
pore mone hoilo...er theke beshi ki r kisu bolar dorkar hoi???
er theke shundor kore ki r kisu bola jai????
Yeah bola jaay.. Ask Bristir Din E.. if she said "Love You B_D_E" taholey ki oor kache aaro beshi joss lagto kina..
Sorry..joke ta korar iccha ta kichutei erate parlam na..hehe..
naheen wrote:
kisui hobe na...ses hoya jabe...
accha bhaia...baccha kale khela ta apni khelen nai?? kheila moja pan nai???amra na hoi ektu moja kortasi...tai bole emne dhomok deben??? dekhen apner dhomoker thelai amar monitor kaptase...Sad
in response to
kono rules nai.. kono system nai.. just ekta kore desh er naam? what sort of a game is that? United Nations er member list ta tule dile tarpor khela tar ki hobe?
Ajib!!
- boSS Asif