Boshonto Family

one of the best jokes in Laugher-the best medicine Section
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Murgi Bikri

- Asif Hasan

Ek chele saradin ghure beray, poralekhar naam gondho nei, bondhu bandhob er shonge drink kore matal obosthay bashay fere and eshob dekhe dekhe taar baba prochondo birokto.. so ekdin shondha belay jokhon se matal obosthay bashay firlo tokhon baba khepe giye bollo "tui ai muhurte bari theke beriye jabi.. tor moto chele amar dorkar nei.. konodin jodi prove korte paris je tui asholei kono kaajer and nije income korte paris tahole bashay firis noile ferar dorkar nei.."

Chele moner dukkhe basha theke beriye dekhe pocket e matro 100 taka.. bhablo ai taka diye ekta last peg whiskey khai tarpor dekha jaabe kopale ki ache.. so se whiskey kheye rastay nemei dekhe je ekta murgi ghure beracche.. dekhe taar mathay buddhi asche je se murgi ta bikri kore taka niye bashay firbe.. so jhapiye pore murgi ta dhorlo and then khalar bashay chole gelo je khalar kache murgi bikri korbe and kichu khawadawa kore bashay firbe..

Khalar bashay giye dekhe shob ondhokar.. ekta gari bashar shamne rastay rakha..se bashay dhuklo and khala'r bedroom er dike agatei shunlo je bhitor theke kemon shondehojonok shob awaz asche.. se bhablo "bodhoy khala khalu busy so ami drawing room e wait kori" kichukkhon por gari er awaz holo baire and se dekhe niche gari theke khalu namche.. se to shonge shonge bujhlo kichu ekta golmal cholche and bedroom er dike agatei dekhe ke jano ondhokar er moddhei doure palacche.. se sei lok ke japte dhorse ondhokar e and bollo "toke khalu er haate tule dibo".. lok bollo "na na.. dont do that.. tumi ja bolbe ami ta tei raaji".. chele bollo "amar kache ekta murgi ache eta ken tahole toke chere debo..murgir daam 1000 taka".. so sei lok ektu amta amta kore tarpor 1000 taka oke diye dilo and murgi ta nilo..

Chele abar murgi kere niye bole "toke abar kinte hobe and aibar murgi er daam 4000 taka".. sei lok upay nei dekhe abar 4000 taka dilo and murgi nilo.. chele aibar murgi ta kere niye bollo "tui akhon jaa.. murgi ta ami rekhe dilam khawar jonno..".. lok ta kichu korar nei bole murgi rekhei doure paliye galo..

Chele erpor bashay firlo moha anonde.. firee dekhe drawing room e baba gombhir hoye boshe ache.. chele moha khushi te taake murgi ta dekhiye bollo "baba, baba, ai dekho ami khalar bashay ai murgi ta ek lok ke duibar bikri kore 5000 taka paisi and murgi tao rekhe disi.. tumi to bolte ami konodin nije taka kamate parbo na.. aibar bolo ki bolbe.. tumi chaile tumio ai murgi ta kinte paaro.. "

Baba aaro tingoon gombhir hoye taar dike takiye bollo "ek murgi to duibar kinlam.. aar koto???"

hai hai..asif bai eita post korsilo...ami to bhuillai gesilam...

misho bhai wrote:
kichchudin ager kotha....beshidin na...din charek agey..jiboney prothombaar bekrotter shaad paoay mon kharap korey tube ey chorey ghury berachchilam ichcchey moto. kono thik thikana chchara.ek shomoy ghurtey ghurety picadilly circus nemey manusher bhirey mishey jabar oshofol cheshta korchchilam. hajar hajar manusher majheo eka nishshongo lagchchilo.

hothat ki jeno hoye gelo....mobile ber korey amar baba ke call korlam...jiggesh korlam "achcha baap(ami amar baba ke majhey majhey baap daki) jokhon tomar ar mayer shomporkota prem porjaye chchilo...tokhon ki kokhono emon hoyechchey je tar shathey prithibir shomosto bishoy niye kotha bolechcho...shudhu boltey bhuley gechcho je tumi takey kotota bhalobasho?"....baba bollo je ha emon hoychchey....tokhon ami bollam "baap ...amaro hoyechchey. in fact ami kokhonoi bolini je ami tomader koto ta bhalobashi"...asholey oi muhurtey shotti e amar khub boltey ichcha hochchilo je amar baba maa ke ami kotota bhalobashi. tai ghuriye pechiye bollam...shuney baba onekhkhon chup korey thaklo. tarpor jiggesh korlo "tumi koi ekhon...come back home son" chokh diye paani eshe gelo amar.

shadharon ekta ghotona.....kintu shombhoboto amar jiboney kora haatey gona koekta bhalo kaajer majhey etao ekta. i really love them..though cant or wont show it somehow.

aar jobon shongi ke? sharajino ey ekbar e bolechchilam je ami takey bhalobashi. tao ek line er ekta e-mail ey. ami emon keno??????????????????


besshi joss big B(bro)...

..post ta kamne miss korlam!...oshadaron misho bhai...
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RE: senior attarction
Pagla Ghora Wrote:

Nishorgo....
U told about Senior.....
Ami Bangalore-e porar shomoy amar ek classmate to amder ek madam-ke biye kore. (Madam oboshoyo recenly passed out hoye college-e join korechilen, difference was 6 years only) 3 months back I went there, seen them a happy couple with a little daughter.
Ami nijeyo to ekhon dibbiyi prem kore berachhi amar cheye 3 years-er senior ek didi-er sathe. We never feel uneasy. Amar life-e je koibar preme porechi hoi tara amar same age or senior. Ami nije majhemodhye baparta niye chinta kori, what'z the problem with me bout thiz matter? Ashole ami premikar majhe hoytoba ekta careful mother shade khuji, othoba ekjon guide........

nicher pics shob boSS Asif er tula
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i just called to say...

uuufff....ki jontronar kotha...nije k introduce korte hobe...

ami k bola shoja...

ami naheen... rki..buet...1st yr...
r ami ki???

oita anno kono shomoy onno vabe
shobai e bujhe jabe....Wink
lol...
exactly oi ta alga ekta vaab...
ami khub bhalo..simple..lokkhi ekta meye....
(make it opposite...lol)

oooppppssss..... r ek ta kotha ami onno rki student der moto crack na...uuuhhhuuu...na moteo na....
but ami ..Toungue...karak...

- naheen

Thanks a lot for remembering my pics Bristir Din E.. album tar kotha bhulei giyechilam.. mone porar por aaro kichu upload korechi aaj.. shomoy pele kono ekshomoy check kore dekhte paro..