aj onek din por
- by naheen *kingkortobbobimurho*
oneeeeek din por aj kichu ekta likhte icche holo
tai purono diary ta khuje ber korlam...
dhulo jhere khule boslam kichu likhbo bole...
koto kotha jome ache tomai bolar...
koto kichu hoye geche eri majhe...
koto poriborton esheche...
koto smriti jomeche...
koto smriti hariye geche....
koto kicui j harie geche....
jano shedin oi boroi gachtai bose na ekta kak dakchilo...
ami chomke uthe takie chilam,
ki na jani oshubho ingit ta...
maa heshechilo amar kotha shune,
ami hoito ektu lojjai peye giechilam....
phn ta beje utthei bhebechilam bacha gelo,
na hole ma bujhi ekhono heshei jeto.
doure ese dhortei omol kaka...
phoner opash theke kapa golai bollen
maa go, tui ektu tara tari e dik tai ai to,
tor baba jani kemon korche.
ami thomke jai...baba?
maa er dake chomok bhangte boli...
maa omol kaka dakche, ki jai ki bhul hocche,
gie dekhe asi??? maa komol heshe bollen...
ki j oi hotocchara jontro... ken j lagalo..jaa.
ek chute ami berie pori ...babar kache jokhon pouchulam...
tokhon shobai ektu dhatosto hoyeche shekhane...
baba chole giechilen kaka phone korar agei...
ami takie thaki..maa er hotocchara jontro tai j
shob jhamelar mul, maa k ki kore bolbo???
ki bhabe takabo maa er mukher dike???
jani na ki bhabe bolechilam...
ekhon r mone pore na... amar maa...
shokto jantam, kothin jantam... eto kothin
kokhono bujhini...
tarpor koto jhor...koto jhamela...koto jhokki...
shob ek hate shamlalen...r ek hate agle rakhlen amai...
kokhono tar mukher shei komolota nosto hote dekhini...
koster por kosto chapa porte dekhechi tar bhetore...
kokhono osphuto obhijog shunini... khonoi na...
khub kharap lagto maar jonno jano,
khub kharap lagto... khub maya lagto she mayabotir jonno...
kal jokhon tinio amake ses mukti die gelen...
tokhon keno jeno kosto hoini amarii...
borong ei bhebe bhalo legeche j ses porjonto
tar mukti millo...
ses porjonto tar ei kostokor ekakitter ses holo...
ses porjonto tini tar thikanai pouchulen.
briddho amol kaka amar mathai hat rekhe bolechilen
maa re ektu kad...eto shokto pathor hoye thakis ne...
ektu prokash kor nijeke...
shei jonnoi eto holla hati majheo
amar shei purono diary ta khuje ber kora...
ghorer shobai khub odbhut chokhe takacche...
shei chotto belar chotte diary ta hate nie amai bose thakte dekhe...
baba-maa ekhon shob amake dekhte hobe...
ashirbad koro, jeno tomader maan bojai rakhte pari.
r ekta jobab dite paro???
shob e jodi ebhyabe chere chole jabe...
to amai oto jotne oto agle boro kora keno?
- naheen
joke from Asif hasan
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Husband Store
- by Asif Hasan
Recently a "Husband Super Store" opened where women could go to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended.
The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to choose a man from that floor; if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to leave the place, never to return. A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping centre to find some husbands...
First floor. The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and love kids." The women read the sign and said, "Well, that's better than not having a job or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?" So up they went.
Second floor. The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking." "Hmmm," said the ladies, "But, I wonder what's further up?"
Third floor. This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking, love kids and help with the housework.""Wow," said the women,"Very tempting." But there was another floor, so further up they went.
Fourth floor. This door had a sign saying "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak." "Oh, mercy me," they cried, "Just think what must be awaiting us further on! So up to the fifth floor they went.
Fifth floor. The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and exists only to prove that women are impossible to please. The exit is to your left, we hope you fall down the stairs."
