Boshonto Family

drishpaat naame ekta site e browse korte jeye nicher poster ta pelam..share korte icche holo..thnks to whoever made it...
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radhika ke bolchilam keno ami mukh gujiye boshe achi...

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jani na kar upor etto obhimaan amr...obhimane onubhove ...amr keno jeno mone hocche amr oti priyo kaoke ami train e tule diye bolchi, "jao he...dur oi paharar opare shopno rajje niye jaabe tumake ei train...sunali bhovitshot opekka korche tumar jonno..jao deri korona..."...se kede kede bolche.."tumi...tumi ashbena"..."ami je jete pari na...amr je jaowar onumoti nei..tumar moto r o onek kei je amr shopnopure poiche dewa baki"...se kannae benge porche, "...keno..keno tumi jabe na..."...ami taake bhujabar chesta korchi, "ei je amr niyoti...chinta korona..opare keu na keu tumar jonno opekka korbei..tumi dheko...taake peye amakei na tokon bhule jao "..hashar chesta korleo jani buker bethor amr roktokoron boiche...train er whistle beje uthlo...jeno haturi diye amr ei bhuk tae bari marlo keu...erokom betha onuvhob korchi keno..ami tu taake aggle dhore rakhte pari na..."duhae laage..tumi o cholo na"...se kede kete bhuk basacche..bollam, "paglami koro na...uthe poro..train ekoni chere dibe"...se baddo hoye train e uthe porlo...bidae belar kotha holo..r koek muhotte porei se chole jaabe ami r kichu bhavte chialam na...jhur kore chuker jol gupon korchilam se na abr dheke fele...ashte ashte train ek somoe chere dilo...cholei gelo se...amr chokh o r badon shoilo na...hu hu kore utal patal jhor tule se buker kosto gulo jahir korte thaklo...pashei ekta shiri peye boshe porlam..mukta dheke bidhata kei jeno proshno korlam, "keno?...keno tumi amr sathei emon koro?...keno..keno...keno..."

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kotokkon obhave chilam thik janina...mone holo oti porichito podoshobdo-shunlam..ha tae tu...ke jeno edhikei asche...buk ta dibdib kore utlo amr...mukh tule matha guratei..jeno bhut dheklam..."tumi!!!...seki tumi jao ni..." haat diye taratari choker jol muche uthe daralam..tar kache dhora na pore jae...kache ele dheklam se fhupiyei choleche, "na...tumake chara ami thakte parbona"...kunomoto bollam, "dhur pagli...jete tu hobei"...etto anondo lagchilo amr taake abr fhire peye...mone hoccilo ami jeno kuno puspo-kanone dariye achi...charidhikh theke etto sugondho beshe asche keno...prithibita jeno sada kalo theke hothat korei rongin hoye gelo...se anondo bashae prokash korar samotto amr nei...e shudo upolobdi kora jae...icche korchilo taake jhoriye dhori...kopaler chul ghulo soriye tar kopale altu kore chumo diy...kintu kunotae korlam na...taake bhujtei dilam na amr moner bethor ki jhor boiche...kichuta dhukkito golae bollam, obosshi etokkon kadar fole amr gola emnitei omon shunato, "keno chole ashle.."..abr kanna...shanto hole abr jigges korlam, ebar kichuta norom shure. "keno tumi neme porte gele.."...abr beu beu kore kanna.."na...ami jabo na.."..."r e re koro ki..ebhave kadte ache naki...luke ki bolbe.." thik ache raat ta ekanei katiye diy..porer train ashte ashte shokal hoye jabe.."...tar krondonroto mukti tule se hotat amr choke-choke takalo...ki jeno chilo sei dristite...crodh, grina naki akoti...ki kore ei obhuj meyethike ami bhujae...bhaloi tu se chole giyechilo keno abr fhire ashte gelo...charpash ta hotat jeno bishakto hoye uthlo..tar dhik theke chok shoriye niye akash paane chailam...keno tumi amae niye emon kehlae metecho...ki chao tumi amr kache...hey allah...chokh duto bhije gelo hothat...baggish chardhike ondhokar hoye aschilo...tar dhike na fhirei bollam, "cholo odhik tae jeye boshi"...ei raat tae tu ekon amr shob...abr shokal hobe...abr amr bhuke rokto jhorbe...joruk..r o kichukkon tu tar pashe thaka hobe...jete jete bollam, "chad ta aaj khub sundor hoyeche na"...se kuno jobab dilo na...

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7-22-06 9:20 PM

shalar internet er chuddo purosh er naam uddar korchi r mone mone goch-goch korchi...down hobar r time pelo na shala...dhur..microwave e abbur jonno kabar gorom korte diye boshe boshe t.v. te home decoration er upor program dhekchilam...phone ta hotat beje utlo..er ageo tin charta call esechilo ami pick korini...ami normally phone dhori na..ki emon dae poreche...dorkar thakle se nijei msg. rakbe...kintu ekon ei number ta dheke caller er upor maya holo...tachara number dheke mone hocche NY er bairer...bechara nischoi kuno dorkari kaaje phone koreche...

:"hello"...kichuta gombhir sorei bollam...ooh ha bole rakha balo phone e amr beshir baag relatives e amr r abbur gola alada kore dhorte pare na...dujoner voice naki eki rokom sunae...
:hello *** bhai as-salamualikum.." no wonder eni o amake abbu bheve bosheche
:"apni ke bolchen.."

opante nirobota...bodrolok thotomot keye gechen...ki bolben mone hoe bhujte parchena...abbu hole mone hoe thik e chinte parto
:"ji ami Karim..Atlantic City theke.."
:"pph as-salamualikum..kemon achen..ami unar chele"...jodio amr kuno daronae nei ke ei karim..tarporeo golar shore bhujalam jeno ami unake chinte parechi...hobe hoetu abbur friend...
:"*** bhai nei?"
:"na abbu tu kaaje."
:"ooh..accha...dhukane?"...amader store e kina jante chaichilen
:"na.". "...abbur sathe kotha bolben?...hold korun ami mobile number ta dicchi"

vodroluk kagoj kolom ante jacche bole amake wait korte bollo..fire ele number ta unake dilam...

koek second er nirobota...dujonei kotha khuje pacchima...
:"tumar naam ta jeno ki..."
ami naam bollam
:"ki porcho?"..
:"comp. Engineering"
:"ohh...ta kokon sesh hobe"
:"ei tu...ei december ei hopefully.."
:"Deshe kothah oyeche.."
:"na...last kotha hoyeche dushopta hobe.."
:"tumi deshe jabe na"
:"na amr tu class...sumemr class nicchi"
:"..ooh"..abr nirobota...

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:"tumar aunty-r sathe kotha bolbe?..nao dhoro.."
ami mew mew kore bolte gelam "na thak...ki dhorkar"..kintu totokkone uni phone 'aunty' je diye diyechen...kotha tatari sesh howar jonne koi ami chuto chuto answer dicchilam, na ekon kejhure alap kora lagbe..vodroluk kei chinte parchina abr aunty-r sathe ki kotha...

:"hello..." opash theke nari konto veshe elo.
:"hello as-salamualikum.."
:"kemon achen"...ei re ini o amake abbu bheve boshlo natu..
:"ei tu.."
:"ki korchen?"
:"ei ranna-banna kori"...heshe jobab dilam...jodio ranna banna-r kichue ami korchilam na tokon...microwave theke kabar ber korchilam...
:"kemon raden..moja hoe?"..opashe mone hoe hashir shobdo pelam
:"ei tu..ammu ja ja dekiye geche...oi rokom radhar chesta kori r ki...:
:"aaj kalker chelera obossho bhaloi radhe.."...abr hashi..kothata amake bola naki unar husband ke...tobe amr bhul ta banglo...uni abbu sathe noi amar sathei kotha bolchen...kintu apni apni korche keno bhujlam na...
:"deshe janni keno.."
:"summer e class korchi je...tachara campus e ekta job o kori..
:"ooh..apar sathe kotha hoyeche?".ammu ke mean korche
:bollam, "last kotha hoyeche 2 shopta moto hobe..
:"ooh"...
ami totokkone 'aunty'-r sathe kotha bole moja peye gechi...bollam
:"amake plz 'tumi' kore bolben"
:abr khikh khikh hashir shobdo
:"na deshe thakte 'apni' kore boltam kina
amr matha ta jeno keu dewale tuke dilo...bole ki...deshe thakte!!!..ke ei mohila...amakei ba jane ki kore...

kintu golar sohr shune kunobhavei mone korte parlam na deshe enar sathe amr kothai dheka hoyeche...jiggesh korte jabo...

:"somoe kore ekdin amader ekane chole ashun na..samne tu mone hoe chuti"...
:"..dheki..." ami bigolito heshe jobab dilam..mathar bethor jodio amr tokon chintar tufan boiche...sharmi natu...

:"accha dulabhai ke salam diben...somoe pele obosshoie chole ashben"
:ami abr haslam..kintu kichu bollam na...
:"uncle ke abbur number diyechi...call korle hoetu kotha bola jabe

oprante hotat chup mere gelo...ki bepar...amr ki "uncle" bola uchit hoe ni...damn...ke ei mohila...
:"accha rakhi...bhalo thakben"...
:"ok aunty...as-salamualikum.."
amr r jiggesh kora holona unar sathe amr aage kothae dheka hoyeche...

receiver ta reke diye ainar samne dariye nije nije haschi r bhavchi unake 'aunty' dheke bhul kori ni tu!!..kintu aunty-e tu hobe naki!!..mohilar konto ta besh porichito porichito mone hocchilo...tachara uni amr sathe emon bahve kotha bollen jeno amake onekdin tekei janen..."dhur"..chinta ta jere fele internet asche kina chk korte gelam...nah asheni...ghorir dhike takalam...time hoye geche...abbu ke kabar diye ashai...

5 minutes por...

abbu ke kabar dite giye jante parlam ei korim mamir boner husband..maane sharmir jamai..

"damn..."..mone mone nijeke koshe ekta thappor lagalam...

"etokkon ami sharmir sathe kotha bolchilam...aunty o deke fellam...chi chi ki lojja..."

elevator e kore upore utte utte nijer nirbhudditae haschilam abr tarif o korchilam...ami thik-e guess korechilam taile...kintu sharmi married!!!...tar upor ekon States e!!...ami kichu jani na keno!!!

sathe sathe biddhuth-chomoker moto mone pore gelo ammu bolchilo sharmir biyer kotha..tar states e ashar kotha...damn...ami bhule gelam ki kore...r-e tar husband tu amader bashae o eshechilo...ami phone e unake direction o dilam...dheko dheki...etto shob bhullam ki kore...nije nije hashte hashte elevator theke berote berote bhavchilam mamir sathe kotha hole e gothona bolte hobe...obosshoi bolte hobe...

lock khule ghorer bethor dhukte dhukte hotat mone holo ami jeno mamider living room e dariye ashi...pasher room theke jeno khala, amr sis, urmi. sharmi der hoe hullor beshe asche...samne diye sharif (mamir picchi bhai), r amr picchi bro jeno doure chole gelo...

nanur kotha ta hotat mone porlo...nanu bolto mamider bhai bonder modde sharmi-e best...Urmi jodio dhekte khub sundori...kintu sharmie - bebohare, sundorje, kothabartae sokoler mon joe kore niyechilo...amader khalato bhaider majeo sobavotoe tar upor kichuta durbolota chilo...mamir bon hishebe shomporke jodio khala hoe...bt flirt korte abr shomporko laage naki..tar upor abr boyoshe du-tin bochorer chuto..mami o beparta janto...baginader shoitani mone kore uni o amader posroi diten...ek matro mami je...mamider bashae daowat porle ami r amr ek khalato bhai joto ta na daowat kete jetam tar ceye mone hoe beshi jetam urmi-sharmi duboner sathe flirt korte...khalatu bhai amr tu sharmir upor rk-prokar fida-e chilo bolte hoe..majhe majhe amr taake mone koriye dewa lagto je sharmi tar khala hoe...obossho nijekeo mone koriye dewa lagto..

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sei khala kei tu aunty dhaklam..bhulta ki korlam shuni...heshe pechone dorja ta lagiye dilam...nah mamike ei phone er ghotona jemon kore hok bola lagbei...

haschi...

hahahah..hohohoho...hihihihihih...

ok...tht wasn't my best laughin....bt tarporeo haschi...ki je holo..aaj ek frnd er b-day...sei ektu aage call diyechilo...tar sathe kotha bola seshei na emon ha ha kore hashi...ghotona hocche, raate taake sms korechilam...12 ta bajar 10 minutes aage..taake bollam amie jaate prothom wish-kari hoe e jonnoe 10 minutes aage send kora ...se bolchilo, "kintu amr b'day tu aaj..kaal send korla keno"...ami bollam, "emnie..amr icche korlo tae ...kintu amie tu prothom jon chilam, naki?"..se bollo, "yes..u were the first one to wish me"..abr hashir damaka...tamle bollam, "kichu gifts kine rekechi...ekon koi dheka kora jae...seshob dibo..."..bollo, "ghoto bochorer gulo natu"...ami heshe bollma, "ji na madam...eshob ekebare fresh..nijeder store theke newa..99cents er jinish"..abr hashi...se bollo, "thnks dosto..." heshe bollo, oshob ferot diye dite...bollam, "seki tumar jonno niyechi. ferot dibo keno!..."..."baare tumader store...ek kaaj koro card gulo abr jaega moto reke dao"...hashi.."card e je tumar naam like felchi...nah bolo campus e kokon ashba..."..."ekon tu jabo na...accha class suro hole tokon na hoe diyo..accha suno tumake tu amar treat kora laage...bolo kobe kawabo?".."tumar jokon shubida...accha ami eka gele tu shawkat bhai(amader onno ekjon classmate) mind korbe..taakeo niye jae...ali keo niye jae..ki bolo"..abr hashi.."accha...tumake eklae treat korbo bhavchilam ...ki koro ekon"..."ei tu..breakfast kore r ekta ghum dewar prostuti nicchi...tar aage obossho tumake koekta greetings card send kortam..ooh ha suno i'm sorry..tumar mail tar reply dite pari ni".."itz ok dosto..ami koto ki ultapalta na like felchi.."..heshe bollam, "ami o tu likchi...hahaha"..