12-17-2005, 11:00 AM
A doctor finishes his examination of a woman, takes the husband aside and says, \"I don\'t like the look of your wife at all.\"
\'\'Me neither doc,\" replies the husband. \"But she\'s a great cook and really good with the kids.\"
How do you make a blonde\'s eyes sparkle?
Shine a torch in her ear.
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl: \"Will you marry me?\"
The girl said: \"No!\"
And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing, golfing and drank lots of beer and farted whenever he wanted.
THE END
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\'\'Me neither doc,\" replies the husband. \"But she\'s a great cook and really good with the kids.\"
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How do you make a blonde\'s eyes sparkle?
Shine a torch in her ear.
***
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl: \"Will you marry me?\"
The girl said: \"No!\"
And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing, golfing and drank lots of beer and farted whenever he wanted.
THE END
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