12-13-2005, 12:24 PM
THINGS U DONT WANT TO HEAR DURING A SURGERY!!
- Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what\'s that?
- Hand me that... uh... whatever it\'s called !
- Oh no! I just lost my watch.
- \"Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness\"
- Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!
- Better save that. We\'ll need it for the autopsy.
- Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500 ml of this stuff before?
- There go the lights again...
- Ya\' know... there\'s big money in kidneys... and this guy\'s got two of \'em.
- Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
- Could you stop that thing from beating? It\'s throwing my concentration off.
- What\'s this doing here?
- I hate it when they\'re missing stuff in here.
- That\'s cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!
- Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.
-You sure it wasn\'t this leg?
- OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.
- Are his relatives waiting outside?
- Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?
- Don\'t worry. I think it is sharp enough.
- What do you mean, \"You want a divorce\"!
- FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!
- This scissor looks rusted.
- Rats! Page 47 of the manual is missing!
- Isn\'t this the one with the really lousy insurance?
- Now from where did this spider come in from!!???!!!
- Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what\'s that?
- Hand me that... uh... whatever it\'s called !
- Oh no! I just lost my watch.
- \"Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness\"
- Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!
- Better save that. We\'ll need it for the autopsy.
- Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500 ml of this stuff before?
- There go the lights again...
- Ya\' know... there\'s big money in kidneys... and this guy\'s got two of \'em.
- Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
- Could you stop that thing from beating? It\'s throwing my concentration off.
- What\'s this doing here?
- I hate it when they\'re missing stuff in here.
- That\'s cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!
- Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.
-You sure it wasn\'t this leg?
- OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.
- Are his relatives waiting outside?
- Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?
- Don\'t worry. I think it is sharp enough.
- What do you mean, \"You want a divorce\"!
- FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!
- This scissor looks rusted.
- Rats! Page 47 of the manual is missing!
- Isn\'t this the one with the really lousy insurance?
- Now from where did this spider come in from!!???!!!
!! ...vaggo bhalo tui Surgerian hosh nai..
....taile patient ra operation table ei... ...