11-12-2005, 03:47 PM
One day Lord shiva decided to visit the earth and try some alcohol.
So he changed his get-up and went to a bar in Delhi and asked the
bartender : \"What all do u have\".
Bartender : \"We have whisky, rum, vodka, gin, beer etc etc.\".
Lord Shiva: \"Let\'s try whisky first, give me 5 bottles of whisky\".
After having 5 bottles of whisky, Lord shiva decided to try Rum.
Bartender was shocked :\"Who is this man, after having 5 bottles of
whisky, he is still on his feet\".
After having 5 bottles of Rum, Shiva decided to have beer. After having
40 bottles of beer, he asked the bartender for Gin.
Bartender couldn\'t stop himself asking him : \"Sir, who are you?? I ve
seen people getting drunk after having 4 glasses of whisky, and you\'ve
almost had 50 bottles and you are still on your feet, who are you\"???
Lord Shiva : \"VATS, Hum Bhagwaan Shiv hain\".
Bartender : AB CHARGAYE ISKO!!!
So he changed his get-up and went to a bar in Delhi and asked the
bartender : \"What all do u have\".
Bartender : \"We have whisky, rum, vodka, gin, beer etc etc.\".
Lord Shiva: \"Let\'s try whisky first, give me 5 bottles of whisky\".
After having 5 bottles of whisky, Lord shiva decided to try Rum.
Bartender was shocked :\"Who is this man, after having 5 bottles of
whisky, he is still on his feet\".
After having 5 bottles of Rum, Shiva decided to have beer. After having
40 bottles of beer, he asked the bartender for Gin.
Bartender couldn\'t stop himself asking him : \"Sir, who are you?? I ve
seen people getting drunk after having 4 glasses of whisky, and you\'ve
almost had 50 bottles and you are still on your feet, who are you\"???
Lord Shiva : \"VATS, Hum Bhagwaan Shiv hain\".
Bartender : AB CHARGAYE ISKO!!!