10-20-2005, 11:43 AM
There are three women stranded on an island. One is brunette, one\'s a redhead, and the other one is a blonde. There is land in sight.
\"I have an idea!\" the redhead says. \"We can swim there!\"
So the redhead jumps into the water, swims 1/4 of the way, and drowns.
The brunette says, \"I\'m a better swimmer. I can get there.\" She manages to swim 1/3 of the way and she drowns.
The blonde dives into the water, swims 1/2 of the way, and looks around.
\"I\'m pretty tired.\" she says. \"I\'m gonna swim back.\"
\"I have an idea!\" the redhead says. \"We can swim there!\"
So the redhead jumps into the water, swims 1/4 of the way, and drowns.
The brunette says, \"I\'m a better swimmer. I can get there.\" She manages to swim 1/3 of the way and she drowns.
The blonde dives into the water, swims 1/2 of the way, and looks around.
\"I\'m pretty tired.\" she says. \"I\'m gonna swim back.\"