10-19-2005, 10:19 PM
Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
Ask people what gender they are.
Practice making fax and modem noises.
Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of \"Beeeep Bip Bip Beeeep Bip...\"
If you have a glass, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
Speak only in a \"robot\" voice.
Blow your nose when some one is eating.
Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will \"eat away your food \" !
Name your dog \"Dog.\"
Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for \"violating your airspace.\"
Highlight irrelevant information in documents and \"cc:\" them to your boss.
Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a \"spider person.\"
Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
Drum on every available surface.
Staple papers in the middle of the page.
Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a \"magic
picture.\"
Make appointments for the 31st of September.
Invite lots of people to other people\'s parties.
Ask people what gender they are.
Practice making fax and modem noises.
Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of \"Beeeep Bip Bip Beeeep Bip...\"
If you have a glass, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
Speak only in a \"robot\" voice.
Blow your nose when some one is eating.
Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will \"eat away your food \" !
Name your dog \"Dog.\"
Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for \"violating your airspace.\"
Highlight irrelevant information in documents and \"cc:\" them to your boss.
Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a \"spider person.\"
Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
Drum on every available surface.
Staple papers in the middle of the page.
Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a \"magic
picture.\"
Make appointments for the 31st of September.
Invite lots of people to other people\'s parties.
