10-18-2005, 07:18 PM
Pessimist:
If you love someone, Set her free ... if she ever
comes back, she\'s yours, If she doesn\'t, as expected,
she never was
Optimist:
If you love someone, Set her free ... Don\'t worry, she
will come back.
Suspicious:
If you love someone, Set her free ... If she ever
comes back, ask her why.
Impatient:
If you love someone, Set her free ... If she doesn\'t
comes back soon forget her.
Patient:
If you love someone, Set her free ... If she doesn\'t
come back, continue to wait until she comes back ...
Playful:
If you love someone, Set her free ... If she comes
back, and if you love her still, set her free again,
repeat
Animal-Rights Activist:
If you love someone, Set her free, In fact, all living
creatures deserve to be free!!
Lawyers:
If you love someone, Set her free, Clause 1a of
Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment of the
Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that...
Bill Gates:
If you love someone, Set her free, If she comes back,
I think we can charge her for re-installation fees and
but tell her that she\'s also going to get an upgrade.
Biologist:
If you love someone, Set her free, She\'ll evolve.
Statisticians:
If you love someone, Set her free, If she loves you,
the probability of her coming back is high If she
doesn\'t, your relation was improbable anyway.
Schwarzenegger\'s fans:
If you love someone, Set her free, SHE\'LL BE BACK!
Over possessive person:
If you love someone don\'t set her free.
HR specialist:
If you love someone set her free by Offering her VRS
and other benefits Then outsource her.
MBA:
If you love someone set her free instantaneously and
look for others simultaneously
Psychologist:
If you love someone set her free If she comes back her
super ego is dominant If she doesn\'t come back her id
is supreme If she doesn\'t go, she must be crazy.
ERP functional expert:
If you love someone set her free If she comes back,
map her into your system If she doesn\'t, carry out a
gap-fit analysis
Finance expert:
If you love someone set her free If she comes back its
time to look fresh loans If she doesn\'t, write her off
as an asset gone bad.
Marketing Expert:
If you love someone set her free If she comes back
that\'s brand loyalty.
If you love someone, Set her free ... if she ever
comes back, she\'s yours, If she doesn\'t, as expected,
she never was
Optimist:
If you love someone, Set her free ... Don\'t worry, she
will come back.
Suspicious:
If you love someone, Set her free ... If she ever
comes back, ask her why.
Impatient:
If you love someone, Set her free ... If she doesn\'t
comes back soon forget her.
Patient:
If you love someone, Set her free ... If she doesn\'t
come back, continue to wait until she comes back ...
Playful:
If you love someone, Set her free ... If she comes
back, and if you love her still, set her free again,
repeat
Animal-Rights Activist:
If you love someone, Set her free, In fact, all living
creatures deserve to be free!!
Lawyers:
If you love someone, Set her free, Clause 1a of
Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment of the
Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that...
Bill Gates:
If you love someone, Set her free, If she comes back,
I think we can charge her for re-installation fees and
but tell her that she\'s also going to get an upgrade.
Biologist:
If you love someone, Set her free, She\'ll evolve.
Statisticians:
If you love someone, Set her free, If she loves you,
the probability of her coming back is high If she
doesn\'t, your relation was improbable anyway.
Schwarzenegger\'s fans:
If you love someone, Set her free, SHE\'LL BE BACK!
Over possessive person:
If you love someone don\'t set her free.
HR specialist:
If you love someone set her free by Offering her VRS
and other benefits Then outsource her.
MBA:
If you love someone set her free instantaneously and
look for others simultaneously
Psychologist:
If you love someone set her free If she comes back her
super ego is dominant If she doesn\'t come back her id
is supreme If she doesn\'t go, she must be crazy.
ERP functional expert:
If you love someone set her free If she comes back,
map her into your system If she doesn\'t, carry out a
gap-fit analysis
Finance expert:
If you love someone set her free If she comes back its
time to look fresh loans If she doesn\'t, write her off
as an asset gone bad.
Marketing Expert:
If you love someone set her free If she comes back
that\'s brand loyalty.
