10-12-2005, 06:21 PM
1) Once in a kindergarten, a teacher asks a very yy rich girl to write an essay on the topic \" A Poor Family\"
So she writes:
Ek baar ek bahut hee gareeb family thi,
husband aur wife dono gareeb they,
do bachey they, woh bhi bahut gareeb they!!
ghar ke saare naukar bhi gareeb they,
ghar ka maali, driver, aur guard bhi bahut gareeb they
ghar ke 4 kuttey bhi gareeb they, 2 din sey chicken nahi khaaya tha,3 mercedeez car thi, unki bahut time se servicing nahi hui thi,
ghar ka A.C bhi theek nahi chalta tha
ghar mein 1 saal sey paint nahi hua tha
family ko holiday ke liye foregin country gaye bhi 6 mahiney ho gaye they ghar ke 5 mein sey 2 TV to chaltey hee nahi they,
all in all, bahut he gareeb fami! ly thi!!
2) Teacher tells a student a=b, b=c
implies a=c. Tell me an example.
Student : I love u - u love your
daughter - so I love your daughter.
3) Its funny when people discuss over
\"love marriage\" and \"arranged marriage\"
It is like asking a person if he would
like to \"hang himself\" or \"shoot himself\".
4) What is a girl friend?
Addition of problems, subtraction of
money, multiplication of enemies &
division of friends.
5) A married man was asked to perform his SWOT (Strength,
Weakness, Opportunity , Threat) Analysis.
He said, my strength is my wife.
My weakness is my neighbours wife.
Opportunity comes when neighbour goes out.
Threat comes when I myself go out
6)Guide: \"I welcome you all to Niagara Falls .
These are the world\'s largest waterfalls and
the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20
supersonic planes passing by can\'t be heard.
Now may I request the ladies to keep quite so that
we can hear the Niagara Falls?\"
***Collected
So she writes:
Ek baar ek bahut hee gareeb family thi,
husband aur wife dono gareeb they,
do bachey they, woh bhi bahut gareeb they!!
ghar ke saare naukar bhi gareeb they,
ghar ka maali, driver, aur guard bhi bahut gareeb they
ghar ke 4 kuttey bhi gareeb they, 2 din sey chicken nahi khaaya tha,3 mercedeez car thi, unki bahut time se servicing nahi hui thi,
ghar ka A.C bhi theek nahi chalta tha
ghar mein 1 saal sey paint nahi hua tha
family ko holiday ke liye foregin country gaye bhi 6 mahiney ho gaye they ghar ke 5 mein sey 2 TV to chaltey hee nahi they,
all in all, bahut he gareeb fami! ly thi!!
2) Teacher tells a student a=b, b=c
implies a=c. Tell me an example.
Student : I love u - u love your
daughter - so I love your daughter.
3) Its funny when people discuss over
\"love marriage\" and \"arranged marriage\"
It is like asking a person if he would
like to \"hang himself\" or \"shoot himself\".
4) What is a girl friend?
Addition of problems, subtraction of
money, multiplication of enemies &
division of friends.
5) A married man was asked to perform his SWOT (Strength,
Weakness, Opportunity , Threat) Analysis.
He said, my strength is my wife.
My weakness is my neighbours wife.
Opportunity comes when neighbour goes out.
Threat comes when I myself go out
6)Guide: \"I welcome you all to Niagara Falls .
These are the world\'s largest waterfalls and
the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20
supersonic planes passing by can\'t be heard.
Now may I request the ladies to keep quite so that
we can hear the Niagara Falls?\"
***Collected
...number 5 ta beshieee...hmmm..ki bole...darun