Boshonto Family

newcomer: (niriho face e) bhaiyaa...bhaiyaaa..ekane ki hobe
b_D_e: (gombhir hoye) ekane notun der ragging kora hobe...
newcomer: bhaiya ragging ki ? (looking more 'niriho' now)
b_D_e: ragging ki?...seti tumi table gulo joro kora holei bhujte parba...ekon jao tumar saate pongopal r jara ache shobai ke dore niye asho..let's have some fun....some real fun...muwaahahaha
newcomer: (mone mone) bhaiyata bhud hoe...geche....
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don worry, apatoto joro kora table er ashpasher chair e keo bosha nei...jara jara kothar japri n pocha dim niye chair gulo te boshte chaibe shobaike aage table er upor diye jete hobe...thz means u have to show some karishma and entertain us before u start ragging others....anythin u want...kobita, gaan, joke, modeling(table theke pore haat pa bangle boshonto dayi noi), nritto(again nij dayitte), scintific thesis(geeks der jonno) etc. etc...tobe "sho-rochito" hole better hoe...kuno bhaiya/apu jodi ter peye jae je item ta kotao theke mere deya hoyeche thn bishoita tumar jonne khub ekta sukokor nao hote pare...r jodi "sho-rochito" nai hoe thn try to make it as fun as possible...

notun der uddesshe boli, jara jara ekono nijeke introduce kore salam dei nai tara sabdan ...muwahahaa...perform somethin b4 we start calling ur names...remember bhaiya/apu der dhol kintu heavy bhari...so ulta palta kichu bolle kintu.........

(Boshonto room er corridor dhore besh kichu boro bhai nd apu ra heshe heshe golpo korte korte jacchilo...b_D_e ke room er bethore table nara chara korte dekhe ek apu bole utlo)

apu1: oi pichki, ekane ki hobe re
b_D_e: (trying to be 'ghombir') ekane ragging hobe...
bhaiya1: ei pichki korbe ragging...hahaha...(baki shobai hoho kore heshe utlo)

(b_D_e kichu bolte jabe...tar aggei r ek boro bhai bole utlo)
bhaiya2: tumi kemon kore onnoder nachabe amarao tu ektu deki...ta, tumake diyei shuro kori na keno..
(bakira somosshore chitkar kore utlo.."yeeeh...duko duko"....shobai hur mhur kore room e probesh kore chair gulo dokol kore fello)
(b_D_e'r mukh dehke mone holo jeno taake fashir adesh dewa hoyeche)
(mastan type) bhiya3: oi tur naam ki
b_D_e: (b_D_e ekon atonkito hote suro koreche...tar pa kapakapi suro kore diyeche) ji, bbbristir ddddi.......
bhaiya2: hohohoh....kana cheler naam poddo lochon...hahaha...cheler naam 'brishti'...hahaha
(baki ra hohoho kore heshe utlo)

b_D_e: na bhaiya...amr pura naam bristir din e
apu2: ooooh...so tweeet(sweet) (apura shob heshe utlo)

mastan bhaiya ta: ta deri keno...khulo khulo pant khulo
bhiya1 & apu1 (eksate): na thak thak oke pant khulte hobe na...(b_D_E-r dike ceye)
apu1: bhaiya, tumi ekta gaan koro tu...tailei tumake chere dibo

b_D_e: ki gaan gaibo (looking like ekoni kede dibe)
apu2: ja khusi
b_D_e: okkk...(beshura) ooo re ee nill dhoriyaaaaa/ammmai dey re dey chariya......
(r o jhure taan marte jabe e shomoi mukhe kichu ektar opostiti peye b_D_e ke teme jete holo...saate saate same jinish ta mathai nd kapore o makah makahi obostai deka gelo)

room er shobai: hahahhaha...hohohohoho...hehhhehe..
(kaan pathanu hashir shobde pasher room er bashinda ra dhorja bondho kore dito baddo holo..)

(b_D_e kado kado mukhe nijer sara sorire makanu pocha dimer dike nirbak hoye ceye roilo..)

mastan bhaiya ta: ..chere dibar jonne chitkar korchila...hehehe...jao tumke chere dilam...hhohohohoho ( rek ta dim chure marlo)...(saate saate kan patanu hashir shobdo)

(b_D_e ekon bhew bhew kore kadte suro koreche.....)
b_D_e: uuuuu...ammmu....owaaaaaa....

(ber hoye jaiwar somoi sei aputa)
apu2: (shur kore) ami bristhtir kaach theke kadte sikechi/amai r kannar vhoi dekiye laav nei...na nei....hahahahha

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okkk ppl ...amr ragging tu hoye gelo...bhaiya r apura o chole gelo...ekon ami chair i boshbo...deki kar ki bolar ache *grrr*...

hmmm.... nijeke eto olper upor die charla j??? mone hoi life konodin rag khao nai???
tomar thread pore to mone hoitase shotty shotty tomare dhore rag deya uchit....
gaan kora kono rag holo...fuuu....

ekkaj koro...tumi table er upor uthe darao...daraiso???... eitto goot...
ei bar...ek paye darao dekhi ....ek paye...j paye jor beshi...
hmm... ekhon ami 3 guna porjonto darai thako...
1...2....

(kheeek kheek...ami r gunbo na...kheeek kheee...)

naheen er ta shesh hole ami suru korbo.but, naheen to 3 guntese na. tai ami er moddhei kichu ekta korte boli. apni ek kaj koren, 1 pa to tulei achen, ekhon r ek pa die sara table ghure ashen, table shesh hole chair, tarpr sara room, tarpor abar table...................ebhabe cholte thakuk,ete paer rokto cholachol bhalo hobe.

er moddhe naheen er 3 guna shesh hole ami onno kichu korte bolobo.

okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk?

ehhhhh...ragging korte asche !!!!....shokh koto...

..nijera aage table upor ute nritto koro..tarpor baki der bolo..ami bolte parbo coz checha ami already kheye nichi...ja kaichi kaichi..thz enough for me...now is ur turn...

read the rulz again...jodi ulta palta abr shuni as a boro bhai tumader dujonkei naake khoth dite dite room theke beriye jaowar adesh dewa hobe..*ahemmm* ji ha...apatoto room e shudo ami eka...n shudo amie bolbo kake ki korte hobe...samja?...kiya samja...apatotu bahir theke ukijhuki marte thako...dujonei ...

assalamualaikum,
amar nam moushumi.ami ekhon 1 ta kobita bolbo.amar kobitar naam vaaaa(crying) bhule gesi.amar kobita ti likhechen kobi moushumi tamanna .

kobita:
ek deshe chilo ek raja ek rani
rani khae coke r raja khae pani
raja bole ranik tumi amar jaan
ranir chor kheye rajar dil holo khan khan
amar kobita ta khub bhua
amar pase bose ase amar bua


hihi, bhaia apura amar kobita ti furalo note gach ti muralo

ekhon ami chair e.
mwahahahaha