09-03-2005, 10:07 AM
A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. \"My dog\'s cross-eyed,\" he says. \"Is there anything you can do for him?\"
\"Well,\" says the vet, \"let\'s have a look at him.\" He picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. After a couple of minutes he says, \"I\'m really sorry but I\'m going to have to put him down.\"
\"What!\" exclaims the man. \"Just because he\'s cross-eyed?\"
\"No,\" replies the vet, \"because he\'s really heavy.\"
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\"Well,\" says the vet, \"let\'s have a look at him.\" He picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. After a couple of minutes he says, \"I\'m really sorry but I\'m going to have to put him down.\"
\"What!\" exclaims the man. \"Just because he\'s cross-eyed?\"
\"No,\" replies the vet, \"because he\'s really heavy.\"
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