07-31-2005, 09:14 PM
The Doctor Says- --- But He REALLY Means...
\" Well, what have we here...?\"
--- He has no idea and is hoping you\'ll give him a clue.
\"Well, we\'re not feeling so well today, are we...?\"
--- I\'m stalling for time.
\"If it doesn\'t clear up in a week, give me a call.\"
--- I don\'t know what it is. Maybe it will go away by itself.
\"Let me check your medical history.\"
--- I want to see if you\'ve paid your last bill before
spending anymore time with you.
\"Well, now, we have some good news and some bad news.\"
--- The good news is, I\'m going to buy that new BMW.
The bad news is,you\'re going to pay for it.
\"This should be taken care of right away.\"
--- I\'d planned a trip to Hawaii next month but this is so easy
and profitable that I want to fix it before it cures itself.
\"Let me schedule you for some lab tests.\"
--- I have a forty percent interest in the lab.
\"Let\'s see how it develops.\"
--- Maybe in a few days it will grow into something
that really needs to be cured.
\"I\'d like to prescribe a new drug.\"
--- I\'m writing a paper and would like to use you
for a guinea pig.
\"That\'s quite a nasty looking wound.\"
--- I think I\'m going to throw up.
\"This may smart a little.\"
--- Last week two patients almost bit off their tongues.
\"This should fix you up.\"
--- The drug company slipped me some big bucks
to prescribe this stuff. Hope it works...
\"Everything seems to be normal.\"
--- Rats! I guess I can\'t buy that new beach condo after all.
\"I\'d like to run some more tests.\"
--- I can\'t figure out what\'s wrong.
Maybe the kid in the lab can solve this one.
\" Well, what have we here...?\"
--- He has no idea and is hoping you\'ll give him a clue.
\"Well, we\'re not feeling so well today, are we...?\"
--- I\'m stalling for time.
\"If it doesn\'t clear up in a week, give me a call.\"
--- I don\'t know what it is. Maybe it will go away by itself.
\"Let me check your medical history.\"
--- I want to see if you\'ve paid your last bill before
spending anymore time with you.
\"Well, now, we have some good news and some bad news.\"
--- The good news is, I\'m going to buy that new BMW.
The bad news is,you\'re going to pay for it.
\"This should be taken care of right away.\"
--- I\'d planned a trip to Hawaii next month but this is so easy
and profitable that I want to fix it before it cures itself.
\"Let me schedule you for some lab tests.\"
--- I have a forty percent interest in the lab.
\"Let\'s see how it develops.\"
--- Maybe in a few days it will grow into something
that really needs to be cured.
\"I\'d like to prescribe a new drug.\"
--- I\'m writing a paper and would like to use you
for a guinea pig.
\"That\'s quite a nasty looking wound.\"
--- I think I\'m going to throw up.
\"This may smart a little.\"
--- Last week two patients almost bit off their tongues.
\"This should fix you up.\"
--- The drug company slipped me some big bucks
to prescribe this stuff. Hope it works...
\"Everything seems to be normal.\"
--- Rats! I guess I can\'t buy that new beach condo after all.
\"I\'d like to run some more tests.\"
--- I can\'t figure out what\'s wrong.
Maybe the kid in the lab can solve this one.