07-30-2005, 01:40 PM
A Teacher lecturing on population: \"In India, after every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid.\" A Sardar stands up, \"we must find & stop her!\"
Sardar tells a girl \"Come 2 my house at nite, nobody will b there...\"
Girl goes at night & really nobody was there.
Sardar \"why r all these people running?\"
Man: \"This is a race, the winner will get the cup.\"
Sardar: \"If only the winner will get the cup, why r the others running?\"
Teacher: \"I killed a person\". Convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is \"you will go to jail\".
Sardarji was filling up an application form for a job. He was not sure as to what to be filled in column \"Salary Expected\". After much thought
he wrote: Yes!
Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It\"s already raining.
Sardar: So what? Take an umbrella and go.
Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever - What will come first, Chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.
Sardar wins 20 crores from Rs.20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11 crores after deducting tax. Angry Sardar: \"Give me 20 crores or else return my 20 Rs.!
Sardar proposed a Girl......Girl said \'I\'m 1 year older than you\'........... Sardar said \'Oye no problem Soniye, I\'ll marry you NEXT YEAR.
Sardar\'s wish: When i die,i wanna die like my grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep, not screamin\' like all the passengers in the car he was driving..
Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir. That\'s a mirror.
Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked:\" Why r u writing so slowly?
Sardar: \"I\'m writing to my 6 yr old son, he can\'t read very fast.
Flash news
Santa Singh reports - \"Punjab\'s worst ever air disaster occurred today when a two seater Cessna Plane crashed into a cemetery in Ludhiana. Local Sardar search and rescue workers have so far recovered 315 bodies and the numbers are expected to increase as the digging
continues.............\"
Sardar tells a girl \"Come 2 my house at nite, nobody will b there...\"
Girl goes at night & really nobody was there.
Sardar \"why r all these people running?\"
Man: \"This is a race, the winner will get the cup.\"
Sardar: \"If only the winner will get the cup, why r the others running?\"
Teacher: \"I killed a person\". Convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is \"you will go to jail\".
Sardarji was filling up an application form for a job. He was not sure as to what to be filled in column \"Salary Expected\". After much thought
he wrote: Yes!
Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It\"s already raining.
Sardar: So what? Take an umbrella and go.
Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever - What will come first, Chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.
Sardar wins 20 crores from Rs.20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11 crores after deducting tax. Angry Sardar: \"Give me 20 crores or else return my 20 Rs.!
Sardar proposed a Girl......Girl said \'I\'m 1 year older than you\'........... Sardar said \'Oye no problem Soniye, I\'ll marry you NEXT YEAR.
Sardar\'s wish: When i die,i wanna die like my grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep, not screamin\' like all the passengers in the car he was driving..
Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir. That\'s a mirror.
Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked:\" Why r u writing so slowly?
Sardar: \"I\'m writing to my 6 yr old son, he can\'t read very fast.
Flash news
Santa Singh reports - \"Punjab\'s worst ever air disaster occurred today when a two seater Cessna Plane crashed into a cemetery in Ludhiana. Local Sardar search and rescue workers have so far recovered 315 bodies and the numbers are expected to increase as the digging
continues.............\"