07-03-2005, 07:56 AM
A man comes running to the doctor shouting & screaming in pain \"Please doctor you\'ve got to help me. I\'ve been stung by a bee.\"
DOCTOR: \"Don\'t worry; I\'ll put some cream on it.\"
MAN: \"You will never find that bee. It must be miles away by now.\"
DOCTOR: \"No you don\'t understand! I\'ll put some cream on the place you were stung.\"
MAN: \"Oh! it happened in the garden where I was sitting under a tree\"
DOCTOR (in anger): \"No, no you IDIOT! I mean on which part of your body did that bee sting.\"
MAN (still screaming in pain): \"On my finger! The bee stung me on my finger and it really hurts\"
DOCTOR (banging his fist, abusing and shouting): \"Which one?\"
MAN (innocently): \"How am i to know? All bees look the same to me.\"
DOCTOR: \"Don\'t worry; I\'ll put some cream on it.\"
MAN: \"You will never find that bee. It must be miles away by now.\"
DOCTOR: \"No you don\'t understand! I\'ll put some cream on the place you were stung.\"
MAN: \"Oh! it happened in the garden where I was sitting under a tree\"
DOCTOR (in anger): \"No, no you IDIOT! I mean on which part of your body did that bee sting.\"
MAN (still screaming in pain): \"On my finger! The bee stung me on my finger and it really hurts\"
DOCTOR (banging his fist, abusing and shouting): \"Which one?\"
MAN (innocently): \"How am i to know? All bees look the same to me.\"
...nice one...stock e erokom mojadar r kichu ase ki?