06-14-2005, 06:22 AM
After marrying a young beautiful girl, a ninety year old man told his doctor that they were expecting a child.
\"Let me tell you a story,\" said the doctor. \"There was an absent minded fellow who went hunting one day, and instead of taking a gun, brought his umbrella. Before he realized his error, a bear charged him. He aimed his umbrella at the bear, shot and killed him on the spot.\"
\"That`s impossible!\", the geezer exclaimed. \"Somebody else must have shot that bear!\"
\"Exactly!\", replied the doctor.
\"Let me tell you a story,\" said the doctor. \"There was an absent minded fellow who went hunting one day, and instead of taking a gun, brought his umbrella. Before he realized his error, a bear charged him. He aimed his umbrella at the bear, shot and killed him on the spot.\"
\"That`s impossible!\", the geezer exclaimed. \"Somebody else must have shot that bear!\"
\"Exactly!\", replied the doctor.
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