05-26-2005, 03:05 AM
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
I\'m sorry = You\'ll be sorry
We need = I want
It\'s your decision = My correct decision should be obvious by now
Do what you want = You\'ll pay for this later
We need to talk = I need to complain
Sure go ahead = I don\'t want you to
I\'m not upset = Of course I\'m upset, you moron
You\'re so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house
I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper
I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep
Do you love me? = I\'m going to ask for something expensive
How much do you love me? = I did something today you\'re going to hate
I\'ll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
Are you listening to me!? = [Too late, you\'re dead]
No = Yes
Maybe = No
I\'m sorry = You\'ll be sorry
We need = I want
It\'s your decision = My correct decision should be obvious by now
Do what you want = You\'ll pay for this later
We need to talk = I need to complain
Sure go ahead = I don\'t want you to
I\'m not upset = Of course I\'m upset, you moron
You\'re so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house
I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper
I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep
Do you love me? = I\'m going to ask for something expensive
How much do you love me? = I did something today you\'re going to hate
I\'ll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
Are you listening to me!? = [Too late, you\'re dead]
