05-18-2005, 09:21 PM
A wife told her husband that the cleaner was broken and ordered her husband to fix it.
“Do I look the Hoover repairman?” he asked indignantly and carried on reading newspaper.
The next day she told him that the washing machine had broken and ordered him to fix him.
“ Do I look like the Zanussi repairman?” he snapped and carried on reading the paper.
The day after she told him that the computer was broken and ordered him to fix it
“ Do I look like IBM repairman?” he moaned and carried on reading the paper.
A few weeks later the husband said: “ I see you got everything fixed. How did you get it all so cheap?”
“Well”, said the wife,” you know Peter next door? He agreed to do the repairs for free if I’d sleep with him or sing him a song.”
“What song did you sing?” asked the husband.
“The wife replied:” Do I look like Tina Turner?”
“Do I look the Hoover repairman?” he asked indignantly and carried on reading newspaper.
The next day she told him that the washing machine had broken and ordered him to fix him.
“ Do I look like the Zanussi repairman?” he snapped and carried on reading the paper.
The day after she told him that the computer was broken and ordered him to fix it
“ Do I look like IBM repairman?” he moaned and carried on reading the paper.
A few weeks later the husband said: “ I see you got everything fixed. How did you get it all so cheap?”
“Well”, said the wife,” you know Peter next door? He agreed to do the repairs for free if I’d sleep with him or sing him a song.”
“What song did you sing?” asked the husband.
“The wife replied:” Do I look like Tina Turner?”