05-12-2005, 12:43 PM
There\'s a white ecologist working with an African tribe, and one day the tribe elder comes to him and says, \"My wife just had just a baby, and it\'s white. You\'re the only white man within hundreds of miles of here.\"
The ecologist gulps and says, \"Well, some things in nature just can\'t be explained. Look at that herd of goats, for example. All of them are white except for that one black goat. This is probably like that.\"
Finally, the Tribe elder nods and says, \"Well, all right, I\'ll keep quiet about my white baby, if you\'ll keep quiet about that black goat.\"
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A boy and his father, who were visiting from a remote village, were at Motijheel commercial area. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again. (elevator doors)
The boy asked his father, \"What is this, Father?\"
The father responded, \"Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life. I don\'t know what it is!\"
While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened, and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed, and the boy and his father watched small circles of lights with numbers above the walls light up. They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction. The walls opened up again
and a beautiful young lady stepped out.
The father said to his son, \"Quick, go get your mother!\"
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How to tell the difference between the university, college and the polytechnic?
When the lecturer walks in a university classroom and say \" Good Morning\", all the students ignore him.
When the lecturer walks in a college classroom and say \" Good Morning\", all the students say \"good morning\" back.
When the lecturer walks in a polytechnic classroom and say \"Good Morning\", half the student fall asleep, half the student write it down, and one at the back of the classroom ask, \"why\"
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Two drunk arguing at night about the white round thing in the sky. Is it the Sun or the Moon? One drunk said, \"I can bat you anything in the world it is the Sun\". The other drunk said \"are you crazy or drunk, its a moon\"
At that time another drunk person was passing by. So they ask him about their problem.
After hearing their problem the 3rd drunk reply: Sorry brother, I am new in this area, I don\'t know.
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kemon laaglo janai awaz diyen....valo laagle aro dibo.
The ecologist gulps and says, \"Well, some things in nature just can\'t be explained. Look at that herd of goats, for example. All of them are white except for that one black goat. This is probably like that.\"
Finally, the Tribe elder nods and says, \"Well, all right, I\'ll keep quiet about my white baby, if you\'ll keep quiet about that black goat.\"
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A boy and his father, who were visiting from a remote village, were at Motijheel commercial area. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again. (elevator doors)
The boy asked his father, \"What is this, Father?\"
The father responded, \"Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life. I don\'t know what it is!\"
While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened, and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed, and the boy and his father watched small circles of lights with numbers above the walls light up. They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction. The walls opened up again
and a beautiful young lady stepped out.
The father said to his son, \"Quick, go get your mother!\"
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How to tell the difference between the university, college and the polytechnic?
When the lecturer walks in a university classroom and say \" Good Morning\", all the students ignore him.
When the lecturer walks in a college classroom and say \" Good Morning\", all the students say \"good morning\" back.
When the lecturer walks in a polytechnic classroom and say \"Good Morning\", half the student fall asleep, half the student write it down, and one at the back of the classroom ask, \"why\"
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Two drunk arguing at night about the white round thing in the sky. Is it the Sun or the Moon? One drunk said, \"I can bat you anything in the world it is the Sun\". The other drunk said \"are you crazy or drunk, its a moon\"
At that time another drunk person was passing by. So they ask him about their problem.
After hearing their problem the 3rd drunk reply: Sorry brother, I am new in this area, I don\'t know.
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kemon laaglo janai awaz diyen....valo laagle aro dibo.
