04-22-2005, 09:34 PM
Two men were having a conversation.
A: \"My ears got burnt!\"
B: \"How did that happen?\"
A: \"You see, I was ironing and the phone rang and instead of picking up the phone I picked up the iron.\"
B: \"So how did the second one get burnt\"?
A: \"The person called back.\"
Quick Wit:
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
A: \"My ears got burnt!\"
B: \"How did that happen?\"
A: \"You see, I was ironing and the phone rang and instead of picking up the phone I picked up the iron.\"
B: \"So how did the second one get burnt\"?
A: \"The person called back.\"
Quick Wit:
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
